Yet Joe is speechless...
Interesting pool story....
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using lasers to distract him. Earl said there was a 4th also using lasers but....
And Earl realizes that CJ is an Alien Grey and TOI is the name of CJ's home planet.
There is no such thing as TOI and CJ uses mind control on the balls.
Well, that and his third eye is seriously dominant.
Thats why he never misses a ball.
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Are the eyes that don't see, they can only see the fabric of time and space. In that fabric is the dimension that all aiming systems live and make perfect mathematical sense.
Once you learn to use these hidden eyes, everything will make sense and you will be able to play in dead calm and peace.
This is the true teachings of the "game".......my master and ruler of my home planet.
Game Uh Stoffelease is his full name and he is the teacher.
As he unzips his CJ Wiley costume to reveal he is actually Geno Machino, he of the dominant eye, who really is a machine... an android, created by..
Pride Hunter
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Trying to sell Aflac. But everyone knew he was really a ringer in disguise.
And the Duck asks the Houseman, do you have any peanuts?
The Houseman says,
The Houseman says,
During the match Earl accidentally(so he claims) shish-kobs another person who cell phones rings "Sweet Home Alabama ring tone" during his inning. This resulted in the 84" Mike Gullasy cue that Earl has been so successful with, to get all bloody-when earl shish-kobs the cell phone owner. Earl walks over to some random fan (who has survived...so far) and very politely asks him to borrow his mobile phone. Its Still Earl's inning. He the borrowed he tells Mike the situation and mike says "It has shaft freeze on it, wipe off the blood and carry on..." Earl agrees, but demands that Mike build him (on the borrowed cellphone) a new cue 92.352354" long with a 43.4634644" balance point because thats calibrated for his elbow and ass weights perfectly.....CJ over hears the call and says put 2.56236 Clicks of TOI "And NOT a 1/10,000th click less!!!", Mike is building the cue now.
Disclaimer: Earl if you read this, its all in good fun, I don't intend this to be a insult to you at all, I think the BIG cue your using is great and its good to see you out there playing. So please again, i'm not being disrespectful at all to you, please dont take it like that, you are welcome to poke fun at me anytime.
Ok back to the story.... The new Cue is being started that night for earl, Mike wants to have it built by the morning.Earl takes CJ to Waffel House for dinner and orders........ to kill some time while (blank) wipes the bloody cue off-so the match can continue in a hour...
(its only right to say that to Earl incase he falls on it and isnt aware its all in good fun.)
Disclaimer: Earl if you read this, its all in good fun, I don't intend this to be a insult to you at all, I think the BIG cue your using is great and its good to see you out there playing. So please again, i'm not being disrespectful at all to you, please dont take it like that, you are welcome to poke fun at me anytime.
Ok back to the story.... The new Cue is being started that night for earl, Mike wants to have it built by the morning.Earl takes CJ to Waffel House for dinner and orders........ to kill some time while (blank) wipes the bloody cue off-so the match can continue in a hour...
(its only right to say that to Earl incase he falls on it and isnt aware its all in good fun.)
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...a stack of pancakes with a side of sausage. The waiter tells Earl, "This is Wafflehouse, we don't have pancakes." Earl comes unglued and starts calling the waiter a pancake nit. CJ is oblivious to Earls antics, and is chatting up the cute young waitress, with a little TOI on his mind...