As u stated u have not not been much attention. If u want to purchase a signed copy of this 626 - u or anyone else are out of luck. :-( ( I call b.s. on the 626 Claim).
Good to see you no longer are rattling on about shaved slates, NDA's etc.
If Schmidt won't sell you a copy (signed or not), you aren't offering enough. As others have pointed out, he seems to be doing fine charging $50 a head for people to come and see his run, and from your own experience, selling DVD's would not be a wise business decision until he runs out of crowds.
I'll happily pay to watch his run along with his commentary. I might even pay your entrance fee if i get back to your neck of the woods.