Jay Helfert movie, PART 2!

DerekDisco...You are...ingecrabom...

No sigle word can describe your talent, so I made one up:)

S.
 
Ha!Ha!Ha!

That was some hilarious stuff an Derek is truly the master. I must confess I have never won a v-cash match or side action match on AZB of any kind.
Adolf I feel for you baby. Just face it we're a couple of suckers. Good rep to Derek for a job well done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinocchio
 
Excelsior!

Man...you just keep setting the bar higher and higher.
You have got me laughing so hard I've got snot running out of my nose, I've pissed my pants and my wife is looking at me cross-eyed (again).
Will the "V" cue fit in the "V" car?
 
"Thats not funny....I want my 3G's back so I don't have to moonlight as an underwear model!":D :D :D
 

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poohkiller said:
I am watching this for the fifth time! BIRTHDAY THREAD, WHOOPDIE DOO! :):)

:D :D :D SOOOOOo azb, SOOO true, that part made me laugh so much.

I'm glad everyone who is mentioned in both movies dont take it bad.
 
I just watched it again for the kazillionth time, and I'm still laughing! :D

I showed it to my brother this morning, and he even enjoyed it. Though he has no idea who all the characters are, he still got a kick out of it as well.

It is so well done! :)

JAM
 
Mr. Disco - Awesome!! Like the rest, I'm still laughing.


Varney Cues said:
"Thats not funny....I want my 3G's back so I don't have to moonlight as an underwear model!":D :D :D

Thanks a lot buddy. Now I am going to have Costanza nightmares and be waking up in cold sweats! :eek: LMAO
 
I am not even watching the video again and cracking up over seeing this thread. Varney should send you a commemorative cue for this with F'N NPR and PINK SHIRT inlayed. This movie is hampering my work, every time I think of it, takes 15 mins. to gain composure again.
 
I didn't watch this in the office. When I arrived home, this was the very first thread I went into. My whole family, whose on vacation was thinking I've gone NUTZ. :D :D :D
 
derekdisco said:
I like the way you think!!!!! jk

You should get a shirt made that says:

Movie Producer: DerekDisco
Credits: Jay Helfert movie I & II

If you wear that shirt at the Derby City Classic, you can stay drunk for the whole week just on AZ Billiards appreciators. :D :D

JoeyA
 
JoeyA said:
You should get a shirt made that says:

Movie Producer: DerekDisco
Credits: Jay Helfert movie I & II

If you wear that shirt at the Derby City Classic, you can stay drunk for the whole week just on AZ Billiards appreciators. :D :D

JoeyA


Where's my stinkin' T-shirt? You know the one with the Gingerbread Man on the front. Get on it dude! :)
 
jay helfert said:
Where's my stinkin' T-shirt? You know the one with the Gingerbread Man on the front. Get on it dude! :)

Glad you know how to take it, my friend.

I was getting a little worried about you. :D

JoeyA
 
BVal said:
Maybe infamous.....

BVal

And this is all I'll say on the subject of BVal...and I will not reply to whatever comment I'm sure he'll come up with. Recently BVal has decided to start taking cheap shots at me.....for no reason...he has no cue on order & I've NEVER done ANYTHING to him. But let me tell everyone a little about BVal. Several months ago he pm'd me needing something like a new ferrule on his woman's shaft & they both needed tips. He said they both HAD to have I believe either Moori's or Snipers. When I quoted him my price for a new ferrule & the 2 tips....he said he was in a bind and didn't have that much...he only had like $50 or 60 to spend total. I suggested then maybe he should choose a less expensive tips like a Triangle. He said "no way"....they "had" to have the premium tips. Well as many of you know....I try to spread a bit of good Karma & try my best to help some people out. So....I told him to send me the shafts & I'd install the premium ferrule & 2 premium tips...and for him just to send whatever he could afford at the time & told him to just square me away later whenever his cash was better....no hurry. He thanked me greatly & told me he'd send the shafts off to me that week. Thats the last I ever heard of the deal. He never sent the shafts or contacted me as to why. No big deal to me...I never gave it a second thought. Now as of recently he's jumped on the bandwagon with some of my "haters" (whom I've NEVER done ANY business with ANY of them)....and decided to bad mouth me at every chance he gets. Nice guy huh? With apparently a short memory. This is the absolute truth as I've told it....though I'm sure he'll have a different version of some type. I have just grown tired of keeping my mouth shut while Bval takes cheap shots at me....so I wanted to share a bit. Like I said...I will not respond to whatever comment he makes...as I've gave my word to the mods that I will not join in the name calling & mudslinging so common recently on this forum. I did though just want to share some truth with many of you who truly know me.
I hope everyone...BVal included....has a wonderful holiday weekend.:)
 
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