Mosconi Cup AZB Monday Morning Meet @ Mirage: 9:45

Jerry Forsyth said:
We be civilized in de south! Ever mornin we has the chillin put de baskets neath the grits tree and den dey wail the hell outa dos trees til theys filled with de grits. Den we cooks de grits, smathers em with butter, chops up some bacon and sausage in em, covers dem wid pepper and eats em up w toast and molasses.

Y'all yankees enjoyed this food so much during the war of northern aggression dat a lot of y'all stayed down here and founded the state of Florida.

(If anyone takes any of this crap with even a hint of 'this isn't PC", please go back to your hole. And yes, my sense of humor can be sick as I find the human animal to be pretty much a joke.)
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That's Jerry's best "off the reservation" post EVER!
 
Jerry Forsyth said:
Y'all yankees enjoyed this food so much during the war of northern aggression dat a lot of y'all stayed down here and founded the state of Florida.
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Did you forgeddabout CARY ( Contonement Area for Relocated Yankees ),North Carolina ?:grin-square:
 
KoolKat9Lives said:
Good god Stu, how old are you? It's 3 freakin days away! Please text your land line phone # to 336-240-3872. I'll be your huckleberry. :grin-square: Looking forward to meeting you, you'll never be the same, I got pool issues.
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I'm like Stu. I want a wake up call at 9 AM. You've got my number sir! :D
 
I will raise my coffee cup in a toast to you all at 6:45 Monday morning, wishing I was there....
 
I'm not sure how any of you people could sleep to begin with. I'm afraid I am going to be fairly fired up when I land tomorrow night. There won't be much of a chance that I will rest for the next five nights.
 
Blue Hog ridr said:
Pink, Grits? I forgot that you guys eat grits. What is that, Cream of Wheat?

See, up here north of the 49th, we put milk and cream on them with brown sugar. We're civilized.
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- ok, i THREW UP this morning when i read this. BUTTER & SALT. period.
- Jerry, Jay, etc - we are here - WHERE ARE YÁLL???? D7 @ Mirage.
- SAW & VAGABOND - we need a 12pmPST wake up call, please (and Vagabond, i'd like coffee delivered in your frilliest PINK tu-tu)
 
PINKLADY said:
- ok, i THREW UP this morning when i read this. BUTTER & SALT. period.
- Jerry, Jay, etc - we are here - WHERE ARE YÁLL???? D7 @ Mirage.
- SAW & VAGABOND - we need a 12pmPST wake up call, please (and Vagabond, i'd like coffee delivered in your frilliest PINK tu-tu)
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Tell me your room number and I shall be there with ....
 
We made it! Twas a horrible flight for me, as I had hiccups for HOURS. (yeah yeah, I sound like Geno, lol)

Got to the Mirage after 2 am, beaten and fried. The pillow could not have come too soon. Ordered room service pizza, triple cheese and tomatoes, yum. The room is AMAZING, 1300 sq ft w/ bidet - makes me wanna go banananas.

The sun is now coming up over the strip - it's a brilliant blue over the sins, and my hiccups have returned. Holy mother. But there's a whole day before Cup starts to go down. I can only wonder what Pink and I step into - tween now and then. The girl is nutz, I need help. I reserve the right to ask for a refund.
 
let me put it this way - if you get the hiccups again,
i'm gonna turn that bidet on FULL BLAST!
 
fat Albert said:
Count FAT ALBERT in call you heading to DFW
Then to Vegas. See you in the morning
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Answer your danged phone D-weed! For those that aren't vaguely familiar with fat Albert - he's the most loveable a-hole god ever created. Almost.. Imma gonna take pic's as proof. KK9
 
Mosconi @ EVENTS CENTER C1/2/3

ok, Mirage was smoking CRACK. it is NOT @ the GRAND Ballroom.
IT IS @ EVENTS CENTER C1, 2, 3.

follow the signs to the POOL/ZOO.
hook it right @ the BEAN/COFFEE shop.
walk 50 steps to TERRY FATOR show (staircases w/ Xmas lights & garland)
dead end.
GO LEFT! do NOT go RIGHT to GRAND BALLROOM. GO LEFT to business rooms.
dead end @ a circular tourette @ EVENTS CENTER.
3:00.

USA IS WEARING RED tomorrow.
Europe is wearing PINK.
 
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vagabond said:
Tell me your room number and I shall be there with ....
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met with Vagabond this afternoon
(and some Brit friend - we think we like him, but - not an arse)
i've got pics to prove it!
but i can't disclose, cause what happens in Vegas....
i CAN say this - Vagabond outdressed ME.
damn!
 
Team USA was on FIRE this afternoon!
especially Earl....
everyone was laughing & joking & i can't tell you what Rodney did to Dennis - cause it's Vegas, Baby. (but i think i got a pic)
Buddy was cool & it was an honor to finally meet him.
all the boys were amazing - they signed autographs for my son's bday this coming FRI - he's going to lose his pool-shooting 13yr old mind!
people stopped on the street & asked
WHAT MOVIE ARE YOU SHOOTING?
WHO ARE THEY?

- they, are THE BEST POOL PLAYERS IN THE WORLD. and they are TEAM USA.

USA
USA
USA
 
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