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Yup, that's probably the answer to what us old timers need to compete with these young folks. Take Viagra and talk them into playing game that requires more stamina like stiff p ... I mean straight pool.
 
Inserting Vivian in your peter story is priceless.
I think i got a couple of those words mixed up.
 
Need to come up with a line of cases too! After all, need to know where you are putting your Peter.

Larry
 
Yeah, historical. Was this a 4th grade assignment that you just now completed? WOW.
 
I had to stop playing with a Peter for economic reasons....
...I kept going off....:eek:
 
My Peter is straight. My Peter has a rock hard slick shaft.

oh the possibilities are endless :p
 
You could call them Peterbilt cues but the only real question for how successful you'd become would be which color of green to use for the logo??!? Green green, chartreuse, olive, seafoam, lime, pear, juniper, sage, fern, emerald, moss, shamrock, pine, parakeet, mint, seaweed, pickle, pistachio, basil or crocodile?? And you're welcome.
 
You could call them Peterbilt cues but the only real question for how successful you'd become would be which color of green to use for the logo??!? Green green, chartreuse, olive, seafoam, lime, pear, juniper, sage, fern, emerald, moss, shamrock, pine, parakeet, mint, seaweed, pickle, pistachio, basil or crocodile?? And you're welcome.

I appreciate you bringing your superior knowledge to shed light on this subject, sir.

..anybody by the name of johnson knows what he's talking about.

:D
 
Funny my Bulls##t cue, that is not 4 sale, has a peckerwood handle.
Somebody bump that thread up as the offers are few and far between.

Before anyone gets any bright ideas I already have a patent pending on foreskin tips. Someone in the patent office is anti semitic and holding this back.
 
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My one of a kind Peter story (post production)

so my gal says to me she wants to play with my Peter!, I get a real happy grin on my face and tell her " honey, you're the only one who can play with it and that I never ever let my friends play with my Peter"! So she takes it out and starts playing with it, and
smiles a hugh smile when the first shot hits it's destination :D, But after awhile she stops, looks in my eyes, and with my Peter in her hands, says to me that it really didn't meet her satisfaction and she would be looking for a new Peter tomorrow !. So much for a one of a kind Peter!
 
So the other day I was down at the pool hall playing with my Peter. After winning a game I layed my Peter on the table next to the one I was playing on so I could grab my break cue to break for the next game. After breaking I put my break cue down and reached over on the next table to grab my Peter and it was gone. I looked over in the corner and spotted another pool hall customer playing with my Peter. I ran over to him and said, "Hey! Get your Peter Beaters off my Peter!"
 
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