Oddest or worst thing you have won on a pool bet?

loved doing it to the would be wolves

great post Hu. sometimes people get in over their heads and it takes losing everything before they realize what they have done. and even then there are the droolers that just keep going off and if you didnt bust em someone else would have. i have busted a few people and been busted more times than i would like to admit. point being i dont regret any of it, i learned from my mistakes and hopefully the other bustees did too lol.



This guy was desperate when he came through the door. I've been there myself other times in life where the three dollars I put up on the first bet in a bar was from an odd job I did that day. I started the day hungry and broke, I was still hungry. I have also been selling my own vehicles or land when I had a wife and three children less than a hundred yards away and no way to feed them supper unless I made a sale, and it was late afternoon. You find out what kind of a gambler you really are when you are negotiating under those conditions! I almost always got the price I wanted for something or more but if folks knew just how badly they had me by the short and curleys sometimes they could have had what I was selling for a fourth of the price.

There is a huge difference between busting other predators and busting desperate or out of control gamblers. I rarely went bust myself and if I went bust it was for the night, I kept a fair amount of cash in the bank most of the time in my gambling years. My rough times were from when I wasn't gambling regularly.

Most of the people I busted would take the ten or twenty I handed them back and go build it up into another stake. They were single and carefree and if they missed a meal or two it wouldn't bother them much anyway. One of my hard and fast rules was that I didn't raise a bet although I would get the betting started up to five dollars. That doesn't sound like much but minimum wage was $1.25 and take home was about a dollar an hour. If casual players lost a little they weren't really hurt. When a guy came in stalling and jacking the bet busting him flatter than a pancake was just good fun. It took me a long time to realize that some of these were jackasses with families that thought they were the next Fast Eddie or Vincent.

Running with the wolves is fun. Although Eli Wallach had a point in the Magnificent Seven when he said words to the effect of,"If God didn't mean for them to be sheared he wouldn't have made them sheep" I found that I really don't have the stomach for shearing sheep.

Hu
 
A local player here put up $50 to the door man's eyebrows on a spot shot and the door man was working the next day with no eyebrows.
 
I played in a little bar that had a few tables the bar was called "Motherlode Salvage" in Northern Cali by a little town called Placerville. Throughout the night there was lady walking around in lingerie every now and then she would change into a different one. She was selling it (I know its goofy but the honest truth) Anyway as the night went on I got a little buzz going and decided that my Girl who was at home in bed would really like it if I too her home some Sexy undies.

So I ask the gal if she wanted to play some and if she won I would buy it if I won I got something for free. So we played and I simply robbed her so she says hang on she disapeared and came back with a brown bag with the outfit she was just wearing in it. Well we were leaving anyway so off i go home and wake my girl. In a drunken slur I say "Hey baby look what I got you" She sits up opens the bag and pulls out the undies and puts them back and throws the bag at me and turns over.

I say "Hey whats wrong? I thought you would like this and be happy I got you something" I guess romance was not my strong point back then as she explained just 2 simple problems. "Mark, you are giving me Lingerie in a brown paper bag and its still f^$king warm".

Anyway that may be the strangest thing I have ever won.
 
my new hero!

I played in a little bar that had a few tables the bar was called "Motherlode Salvage" in Northern Cali by a little town called Placerville. Throughout the night there was lady walking around in lingerie every now and then she would change into a different one. She was selling it (I know its goofy but the honest truth) Anyway as the night went on I got a little buzz going and decided that my Girl who was at home in bed would really like it if I too her home some Sexy undies.

So I ask the gal if she wanted to play some and if she won I would buy it if I won I got something for free. So we played and I simply robbed her so she says hang on she disapeared and came back with a brown bag with the outfit she was just wearing in it. Well we were leaving anyway so off i go home and wake my girl. In a drunken slur I say "Hey baby look what I got you" She sits up opens the bag and pulls out the undies and puts them back and throws the bag at me and turns over.

I say "Hey whats wrong? I thought you would like this and be happy I got you something" I guess romance was not my strong point back then as she explained just 2 simple problems. "Mark, you are giving me Lingerie in a brown paper bag and its still f^$king warm".

Anyway that may be the strangest thing I have ever won.

Mark,

I don't know if that story is true or not. You are still my new hero if you were able to make your wife believe it! I was twenty-five when I met my first, probably last, and ex wife. I told her I was single with no children but when she came to my business she found plenty of large bottles of baby powder and economy sized jars of vaseline. It took a lot of selling to convince her that the baby powder was for the very expensive natural rubber inner tubes in my race car tires and the vaseline was for packing automotive engine oil pumps so they would pick up prime.

Hu
 
*Note to self* - Have a fake wig and dress in the car to give to my buddy to put on when I'm having a bad night of pool. Have him come in with fake outfit and a doll in his arm crying about my losing the food money.

If the guy complains I'll just say "look at my wife, she's so ugly she looks like a guy, cut me some slack!"
 
i was about 17 or 18 when i beat a tushhog, young gangster, etc, out of $40 at the infamous STARDUST LOUNGE at North and Western in Chi. We had gambled before so it really wasn't an issue when he put it on the cuff. He then suggested that he could offer 10k hits of 7mm bennies to settle the debt. After carefull deliberation i accepted his offer.

When i got back to the western burbs i really didn't know what to do with my loot (selling dope has always been a personel no-no) so i gave them away to friends and acquintinces (sp?) by the handfull. It was amazing how friendly and communicative peeps were for a minute.

Won a 82 HD low-rider at a big ol cowboy bar in Ennis, Tx
 
Inspiration I guess...

I know that most people don't care for the movie but that's not the point here lol... When I just kind of started out playing pool and I mean really started I was a complete banger who played pool maybe 40 times in my whole life.. I was playing with some girl who insisted that she was a very good player because she had her own table in her basement... although I didn't really enjoy the idea of beating a girl let alone out of money or anything else.. I was 18 and it was a chance to look some what kool if I could manage to luck a few balls and appear as if I could actually play decently. So I didn't want to take her money If I even managed to win so we played a small set for the movie poolhall junkies and if I lost I had to give her 10$ I had never seen the movie and didn't really care for pool either at the time. I ended up somehow stringing balls together with my 75$ dufferin pool cue and winning the set 3-0. I watched the movie that night and loved it, that week I went out and bought the hustler, the color of money and unfortuanetly shooting gallery. I was instantly hooked to pool after that week... so I guess in some weird way even to this day it is still the best thing I have ever won in a pool match.

didn't mean any disrespect to women players BTW I just didn't want to sound like that guy who is like yeh... I beat girls in pool and am super awesome. anyways sorry for the really long post lol. that was almost 5 years ago now :)
 
I know that most people don't care for the movie but that's not the point here lol... When I just kind of started out playing pool and I mean really started I was a complete banger who played pool maybe 40 times in my whole life.. I was playing with some girl who insisted that she was a very good player because she had her own table in her basement... although I didn't really enjoy the idea of beating a girl let alone out of money or anything else.. I was 18 and it was a chance to look some what kool if I could manage to luck a few balls and appear as if I could actually play decently. So I didn't want to take her money If I even managed to win so we played a small set for the movie poolhall junkies and if I lost I had to give her 10$ I had never seen the movie and didn't really care for pool either at the time. I ended up somehow stringing balls together with my 75$ dufferin pool cue and winning the set 3-0. I watched the movie that night and loved it, that week I went out and bought the hustler, the color of money and unfortuanetly shooting gallery. I was instantly hooked to pool after that week... so I guess in some weird way even to this day it is still the best thing I have ever won in a pool match.

didn't mean any disrespect to women players BTW I just didn't want to sound like that guy who is like yeh... I beat girls in pool and am super awesome. anyways sorry for the really long post lol. that was almost 5 years ago now :)

she probably let you win! chicks know what's up.

what's scary is that you couldnt tell she was faking:eek:
 
she probably let you win! chicks know what's up.

what's scary is that you couldnt tell she was faking:eek:

haha you may be right.. I still play pool with her every now and then.. she can pot balls a good amount of the time but that's about it. even if she did let me win... I still felt pretty kool :D

best part is after all these years I am still a banger I just bang with better cue's now.
 
haha you may be right.. I still play pool with her every now and then.. she can pot balls a good amount of the time but that's about it. even if she did let me win... I still felt pretty kool :D

best part is after all these years I am still a banger I just bang with better cue's now.

lol..............me too!
 
Mark,

I don't know if that story is true or not. You are still my new hero if you were able to make your wife believe it! I was twenty-five when I met my first, probably last, and ex wife. I told her I was single with no children but when she came to my business she found plenty of large bottles of baby powder and economy sized jars of vaseline. It took a lot of selling to convince her that the baby powder was for the very expensive natural rubber inner tubes in my race car tires and the vaseline was for packing automotive engine oil pumps so they would pick up prime.

Hu
LOL, I suppose trying to cover for the leather mask that has a zipper for the mouth was just as hard to explain. :) By the way the story is true I was with my brother in law.
 
a set of king cobra golf clubs with matching king cobra bag. another time won a guys favorite ballcap, which his girlfriend later was very very convincing to get it back for him. :cool:
 
TapTap, If you play a good set for a g and you broke the guy give him a stake, a hondo is good.

Rvan.
 
Oddest thing

Back in the day won several odd things;

Won an engagement ring which the guy took off his girlfriend's finger right there in the poolroom. Don't know if that had anything to do with it, but I don't think they ever got married.

Won a corvair which had a hole in the driver's side floorboard and you could see the road going by underneath your feet.

Probaly the oddest was a hog. We were in a bar in southern Arkansas and when the local ran out of cash he said he would put up his hog (not a motorcycle but a real hog). At first I declined saying I had no need for a hog, but the fellow I was with was from the area told me the hog might be worth several hundred dollars and insisted that I play. I did, and the next morning my friend took his truck and trailer over and collected the hog.
 
Back in the day won several odd things;

Won an engagement ring which the guy took off his girlfriend's finger right there in the poolroom. Don't know if that had anything to do with it, but I don't think they ever got married.

Won a corvair which had a hole in the driver's side floorboard and you could see the road going by underneath your feet.

Probaly the oddest was a hog. We were in a bar in southern Arkansas and when the local ran out of cash he said he would put up his hog (not a motorcycle but a real hog). At first I declined saying I had no need for a hog, but the fellow I was with was from the area told me the hog might be worth several hundred dollars and insisted that I play. I did, and the next morning my friend took his truck and trailer over and collected the hog.


all jokes aside that's probably the best thing that could have happened to her. if that's the reason they didn't go through with it that is.
 
Oddest-Worst

Oddest winnings:
Lottery scratch tickets, numismatics, a vcr and an offer for a puppy...

Worst winnings:
Threats of bodily harm...
 
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