A Z B Newell Coach
I would rent a 2012 Newell luxury coach and hire a professional driver to tour the United States, playing at every major tournament in the country. I would invite me pals to travel with me and AZBers would get special invites for the parties I would host at every stop.
There would be action at every stop, but everyone would have to "EARN" it, meaning that it would not be a donation. Yeah, I would probably give them 51/49 the best of it matching up but that's about it.
At each event, I would make an added money donation based upon the number of entrants.
Stan Shuffett would be riding up front with me, lecturing on the finer points of training for competition and pool excellence. He would be paid top dollar for his services and friendship.
Boradriver would be in charge of the parties and would have unlimited use of the checkbook for that purpose.
I would form a Board of Directors designed to develop professional pool players into pool room owners. They would not be given a pool room but would have to attend classes to learn how to manage one. After that, they would be put in charge of a pool room that they help purchase/build/create. They would be given two years to develop the room into a profit maker. After two years if they are not making a profit, the pool room would be returned to the Board of Directors. If after two years they are making a profit, 10% of the gross sales would be turned back over to the Board of Directors to fund additional pool room purchases.
DocHutch would be the traveling physician designed to keep the players fit and everyone who traveled with the AZB Coach would have to take Tai Chi daily and drink herbal teas.
The Board of Directors of the corporation created to manage this enterprise would also be the think tank and we would have volunteer members around the country keeping their ear to the ground, listening to the dreamers and forwarding those dreams on to the Think Tank.
The AZB Think Tank would grind away doing the heavy lifting to make the AZB Newell Coach enterprise a productive contributor to the pool world.
We would utilize the services of AZB members first for products and services wherever we go.
On our trip across the country, we would include RealKingCobra and he would pick and choose who he helps refurbish their home tables.
Once a year, we would have the grand-daddy of all tournaments with handsome prize money added and guranteed for 25% of the field. We would also hire a prominent attorney from Seattle Washington to enable us to have a Calcutta wherever we went and the Calcutta would also pay 25% of the field.
We would have Smorgisms printed all over the touring coach/bus and
www.azbilliards.com would be on a special plate that could be seen from 100 feet away. If someone spots the traveling AZB Newel Coach, they could give an update on AZB and win a prize of their choice, ranging from pool lessons with their favorite instructor or pro player, to a meal out on the town with the traveling band of merry makers.