Once and for all!

Well I am not even sure who exactly I am responding too but I am sure they will know.

According to the Azb Player rankings...In Allison profile she is ranked #8 .. That means she is better than 492 men... Now how are you gonna dispute the very sophisticated AZBilliards ranking system?????


The only way a woman is going to beat Tiger on a PGA set up course is if they get someone to break one of his arms on the second hole.


Out of 50 tries, how many times is Tiger going to break 59 on a WPGA set up course...(At least 5)

Out of 50 tries, how many times is a woman going to break par on a PGA set up coarse...(At most 5)

And lastly....Yes you sure as Sh#$t can Fu$%*ng cuss all you want. You just gotta now how to slide it in. ;)
 
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BRKNRUN said:
In Allison profile she is ranked #8..... the very sophisticated AZBilliards ranking system?????

And Josh Hillard is # 13, isn't the internet wonderful. If I ever don't go 2 and out so I can get on here, I will want everyone to blow me up to # 1.
 
BRKNRUN said:
The only way a woman is going to beat Tiger on a PGA set up course is if they get someone to break one of his arms on the second hole.


Out of 50 tries, how many times is Tiger going to break 59 on a WPGA set up course...(At least 5)

Out of 50 tries, how many times is a woman going to break par on a PGA set up coarse...(At most 5)

Tap Tap Tap

Looks like you follow golf fairly close.

Annika - in her prime, tried to play with the men. She said it was overwhelming. She couldn't believe how much harder it was.
 
corvette1340 said:
That's basically the same way it would be if Kelly and Brian played. Kelly might have her spurts but Brian would get the cheese.

I am sure I can get very good odds then by taking the big underdog. Like I said, for me it's good shot at making some cheese.

The more you and others are completely convinced that Kelly will definitely lose the better bets I can make.

The odds will determine how convinced of your position you are.

One thing is for sure - Kelly Fisher won't dog it like I do.
 
I have seen Kelly Fisher gamble. I have seen Brian gamble. In an ahead set (8 or so), if after taxes, bills, gas, mortgage, etc. I manage to have $37.23 left, 37.21 will be on White. I had to save my .02 cents to voice it here.
 
iba7467 said:
This thread has gotten hilarious. Thanks guys. I may have to get one of Barton's creations now. I have been thinking about it anyway, but I have to get out of my betting slump... for the year I'm only up $47.50 (got a ways to go for one of JB's cases, but will proudly sport it to every tournament I go 2 and out.

LOL! Don't take offense to this, but how exactly do you get up $47.50? I thought you bet it up?
 
corvette1340 said:
I don't need sponsorship, I just wanted a cool case or maybe a JB Handbag that I can put 50K in just in case Kelly tries to highroll me when she steps in the box against Brian. Maybe you can make one for Fatboy too.


I think Fatboy has a closet full of money cases...
Doug
( until he dogs off all his moolah )


*Moolah:
Date: 1939
slang : money
 
B_White said:
Don't go by a tournament, play a 7 or 8 ahead 7 days in a row and see what happens. IT WOULD BE 500-0. Yes i'm saying it, pick your best woman and if she played the top men 7 or 8 ahead 7 days in a row she would NEVER win.
That's why a lot of people on here are tired of hearing this issue.

B-man,
Actually, you have it wrong...a lot of people are tired of the misguided misogynists that continue to bring up this subject (well, unless you are just kidding).

There are plenty of people willing to put a woman in the box against the bottom 100 of your "top 500". There is NO SHORTAGE of backers for the woman; but unless you are the exception, the misogynists have so far been afraid to put their money behind their assertions. We assume your assertion is incorrect until you are willing to prove it.
 
BRKNRUN said:
According to the Azb Player rankings...In Allison profile she is ranked #8 .. That means she is better than 492 men... Now how are you gonna dispute the very sophisticated AZBilliards ranking system?????

;)

Break-man,
Don't shoot yourself in the foot man....the AZB rankings are based on the number of mentions in the news and on the forum...they are NOT skill based. Stay on topic:) :)
 
easy-e said:
LOL! Don't take offense to this, but how exactly do you get up $47.50? I thought you bet it up?

I bet both small and large. So far this year (2008), I have placed 87 bets. I have won over 70% of them, but the amounts have not always been equal therefore I am only up a little. In my area, I have probably staked/halved/side bet nearly everyone. Those people I know can get good games, I allow to take half my action on occasion so that I can take half theirs if I want.

The $.50 is because I let a player take half of my bet when I was betting $25/game. Every game I won, I won $12.50 and my partner won $12.50. The $12.50 isn't much of a bet, but I will gamble cheap for something to do anyway. Plus, if my partner gets in action I really like, I can win alot more than the $12.50 I let him take.
 
Williebetmore said:
Break-man,
Don't shoot yourself in the foot man....the AZB rankings are based on the number of mentions in the news and on the forum...they are NOT skill based. Stay on topic:) :)


"I am the only one in this room qualified to handle this gun"......BANG....(shoots self in foot)...... I am sure you have all seen that video.


I was being sarcastic about the AZBilliards rankings....I did not think anyone would take that serious... (please refer to the wink ;) in the origonal post...I probably shuld have used this one instead:rolleyes:)

Seriously...I WOULD easily put Allison in the top 500. According to the most recent combined test of top players in the world, Allison currently ranks 86....I can't imagine that even over an extended period of time she would drop below 200.
 
Neil said:
It is my understanding that this list has nothing to do with how they play, but how much they are mentioned. A week or two ago I was on that list. I haven't played in anything noteworthy on here in a LONG time.


Hmmmmm...what was that DCP's real name again?.....:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
hippiepool said:
there are probably close to 100 in florida alone ......give it up .....B white is right

Who are they? Someone provide names of all these champions.

I'd like to see a list of 100 people in Florida who will beat any woman alive in every ahead set all the time?

Please provide this list and I promise that I will tour Florida and get every one of them played.
 
JB Cases said:
Who are they? Someone provide names of all these champions.

I'd like to see a list of 100 people in Florida who will beat any woman alive in every ahead set all the time?

Please provide this list and I promise that I will tour Florida and get every one of them played.

JBC,
You are unlikely to ever get a list. I can think of at least 10 guys who will put up 10 grand on the woman (I will); I doubt we'll find ANY anonymous AZ poster who will make a list and put up the cash on any male player of your choosing on the list. BOGUS. Plenty will talk the talk; fewer will walk it.
 
hippiepool said:
there are probably close to 100 in florida alone ......give it up .....B white is right


i think you are exaggerating big time.

I do still believe what i have been saying all along. There are IMO at least 100 men in the WORLD that will beat any woman in a long set. I am very very surprised that many of you think i am wrong
 
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