And swallowing a billiard ball was just one small part of it. :yikes: :shocked2:
Introducing Stevie from Scotland:
https://youtu.be/U2eIxblb8lw?t=490
One Of The Most Messed Up Things I've Ever Seen
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And swallowing a billiard ball was just one small part of it. :yikes: :shocked2:
Introducing Stevie from Scotland:
https://youtu.be/U2eIxblb8lw?t=490
ΔooΔ! He's Scottish. They're picky about that stuff.
Just roll the Rs....and you won’t be noticed.
He competed on the US version as well. He was swallowing razor blades. But, first he swallowed a piece of fruit, strawberry or something, and then swallowed the razor blade, cut the strawberry in half, and brought them both back up.
At one point does his throat and/or intestines begin to get destroyed ???
At one point does his throat and/or intestines begin to get destroyed ???
If you're from Cambridge...
wouldn't recommend driving in this condition, though.
Probably best to use masse transit.
Do they use the Oxford comma there?
I thought *he* was the coin op ball washer
That's got to hurt...........twice. Mitch
DWS -- Driving while Scottish. Tends to drive on the wrong side of the road.
Maybe, but if you are talking smoke then you must be thinking of Tom.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJU-PuLtX7I
Dude has to be 6 6 as Letterman is no shorty..
Not my favorite version but you get the idea.
WALKS INTO A BAR... MONKEY EATS EVERYTHING
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
WALKS INTO A BAR... MONKEY EATS EVERYTHING
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar. Then the monkey jumps on to the pool table and swallows a billiard ball.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Your monkey just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!"
"Sorry," replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for everything."
The man finishes his drink, pays and leaves.
Two weeks later, he's in the bar with his pet monkey, again. He orders a drink, and the monkey starts running around the bar. The monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"Yeah," replies the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures stuff first."
