One Pocket is so slow....

One pocket is so slow it's the reason pool halls don't use coin operated tables and charge by the hour.
 
1P is so slow.. when you ask an old guy when he started playing, he'll probably respond that it was when he was young. He's actually referring to the same game of 1P.

1P is so slow that they use the Doomsday Clock for a shot clock.

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skip said:
Jeff, I hear that J.Leno is looking for new writers. You got a super sense of hummer. Forget one pocket, try Leno. It would be a lot faster. :grin:
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I finally finished my 1-P game and called Leno....












...too late!


Jeff Livingston
 
chefjeff said:
Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.

One Pocket is so slow....

...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...

...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!

Jeff Livingston
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I have similar thoughts about ball bangers, but when I do watch em, shots that I had never thought of happen. If the players don't know how to play the game at all, it can easily be the worst game to watch.
 
Island Drive said:
I have similar thoughts about ball bangers, but when I do watch em, shots that I had never thought of happen. If the players don't know how to play the game at all, it can easily be the worst game to watch.
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Maybe start a thread about ball bangers' stupid shots and see what happens?

Jeff Livingston
 
One-pocket is so slow......

Slomoholic went through three laptops for the break.
 
1=Pocket is so slow and being the smart ass I am, I said to a 1-P player: "What's your favorite TV show, The Walking Dead? ha ha ha ha"

He turned and said, "No, it's The Crawling Dead."


Jeff Livingsto
 
One pocket is so slow.......

Even UpstateAl doesn't want to stream it.
:eek:
 
I was at the pool hall the other day and they had a lunch special for 1-Pocket Players....











....Escargot....



Jeff Livingston
 
One pocket is so slow......
...I played a guy named Ian...
...halfway through the first game, he had his name changed to Eon.



took me ages to come up wit dat
 
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