One Pocket is so slow....
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I knew I shouldn't have made a joke about the players instead of the game itself. I hope that this wrong turn doesn't ruin this thread....hey look!...there's a 1-P player with his left turn signal still on.
I can't stop....can't.......stop....help me...
Jeff Livingston
One pocket is so slow....
Little known fact...many people think DCC stands for Derby City Classic...
...well, I'm here to tell ya it doesn't...
It's the date the first one-pocket eleven ahead started.
Ephrenius challenged Paricus....
...after many generations have come and gone...
Ephrenius is three up....yeah, they're still getting lucky
Little known fact...many people think DCC stands for Derby City Classic...
...well, I'm here to tell ya it doesn't...
It's the date the first one-pocket eleven ahead started.
Ephrenius challenged Paricus....
...after many generations have come and gone...
Ephrenius is three up....yeah, they're still getting lucky
One pocket is so slow that Putin had time to reassemble the U.S.S.R. during his game with Obama.
Man that's hitting below the belt...of the 1 pocket players.
Comparing *anyone's* game to Michael "Time Bandit" Wong's game is mean, man, it's just mean.
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A conversation between a pool instructor and his student:
"Teacher, how much do I need to practice to play at a pro level?"
"Well, most experts say you need around 5,000 to 10,000 hours to master something."
"Great, so you mean I just need to play a couple sets of one-pocket then?"
"Teacher, how much do I need to practice to play at a pro level?"
"Well, most experts say you need around 5,000 to 10,000 hours to master something."
"Great, so you mean I just need to play a couple sets of one-pocket then?"
No, not too soon....The pallbearers and I just finished up the memorial tournament for ol' what's his name (I forgot).
Jeff Livingston
I'm not a math guy, can you break down the hourly or the table rate, and was there a break given or was the HM tipped?
No way I play that long winner or loser and don't tip the HM.
No way I play that long winner or loser and don't tip the HM.
Don't run in marathon cause it takes too long. Don't drive a fast car cause their too fast and you might hurt yourself. Don't eat too much cause you'll get fat. Especially don't play one pocket cause it takes too long to play. Don't play nine ball cause it's a lucky game. Don't play football cause you'll get hurt. Especially don't play one pocket cause it takes too long to play. Give me a break.
So is Chess.
Some of us in this thread love to play one pocket. We still think it's slow - when played correctly.
8 and out, 8 and out, 8 and out, now that don't sound very slow!
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Yeah if you can play that way it's great. I have played no-safe one hole where you had to shoot at your hole every shot. It's fun.
But you know Ritchie that when one hole is played the "right" way then it can be a grind.
One pocket is so slow it's the reason YouTube expanded video lengths. ;-)
No safe 1 pocket, dam that sounds like lots of fun.
You are right JB , when played correctly it will almost always be a grind, there mite be a couple of quickies, but not many!
One pocket is so slow, I saw a spider weave a complete web over the pocket before the guy could shoot.
