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In my experience, multiple things can be attributed to how a table "feels" to me. The cloth, sure. But I also seem to like tables with thicker (one piece) slates, and more solid construction. They just "feel" better to me. Also, the sound of the balls rolling on a thicker slate is different to me. When I lean against a table and realize that if I bump it hard enough that I can probably cause it to move, it just feels cheap. The balls also matter, dirty vs clean. A valley bar box is the epitome of how I _don't_ like a table to "feel". I usually won't even watch tournaments played on valleys because of the overall impression of "cheapness" from them.