Rauenzahn Full Splice with Paper Veneers

[mia]

ELELPHANT don't have what ?
Ok guy and this something we talk about now wow ..
HMMMMMM . but if elelphants don't have a sack were do they carry there nuts ??????

Elephant balls (No. Not the swirly pool balls. Those suck.) are internal. You can see the approx. location in this picture below.

Frankly, I can't imagine holding a scrotum in my hand while stroking something long and hard with a shaft on it. Who knows?? Maybe it would help eliminate squirt.

 

[ChrisOnline]

Elephant balls (No. Not the swirly pool balls. Those suck.) are internal. You can see the approx. location in this picture below.

Frankly, I can't imagine holding a scrotum in my hand while stroking something long and hard with a shaft on it. Who knows?? Maybe it would help eliminate squirt.

actually.. i believe the squirt would be overwelming and uncontrollable...

 

[mrmyst]

See what I said about the jokes? I've been laughing my ass off, thanks guys

 

[xianmacx]

Please don't cover that beautiful splice with a wrap...

 

[mrmyst]

The wrap will be placed all the way below the splice so that also the return points shall remain visible.

 

[cyrex]

Actually...

Actually... I heard elephant vagina is much softer and smoother.
Although it gets moist when you play with it. You should definitely look into it.

Nice cue btw :wink:

 

[mrmyst]

Final trimming done, hopefully in my hands come end of the year. Can't wait!

 

[Chopdoc]

OK guys, now lets be serious here.

I want to know if a good scrotum wrap will do anything for the stiffness of my shaft. Before I go sinking cash into this, is there anybody out there that will let me get my hands on their scrotum wrap and try it out for stiffness?

 

[JAMSGOLF]

OMG! This thread made my morning...I thought the euphemisms and innuendos in both golf and pool were already at an all time high...but this thread took it to a whole other level...HILARIOUS!!!

Jason

 

[rvan]

He would relay have the nuts when he played!!

Rick.

 

[Jim Baxter]

I had a pair of cowboy boots made from scotum , and if you rubbed them to hard they puffed up like suitcase , really handy at times .

 

[daimion]

off topic joke , that isnt too off topic.

a mohel is a person whom performs circumcisions. with that info i present the following joke (told to me by a hebrew friend)

the local mohel announced his retirement after 40 years of performing circumcisions.for 40 years he collected and saved each of the foreskins. He went to his local tailor with a large garbage bag in hand. the tailor asks what can i do for you rabbi? he responds here in this bag i have 40 years worth of foreskins , i would like you to make something for me as a retirement gift for all my years of service. totally bewildered the tailor tells the rabbi to come back in two weeks , he'll make something. two weeks pass and the rabbi walks into the tailors shop. the tailor greets the rabbi and says here you go. much to the dismay the rabbi sees but a simple wallet. he gazes into the eyes of the tailor and says 40 years in the business and all i have to show for it is this wallet??? the tailor says but rabbi its a special wallet, when its rubbed it turns into a suitcase!!!

 

[mrmyst]

More pics.

 

[scsuxci]

ELELPHANT don't have what ?
Ok guy and this something we talk about now wow ..
HMMMMMM . but if elelphants don't have a sack were do they carry there nuts ??????

In there mouth I think,thats why they walk so slow to make sure they don't trip over a car or a boulder and bite one of them.

 

[scsuxci]

I like the cue alot but could never use it,I have a nut allergy

 

[scsuxci]

actually.. i believe the squirt would be overwelming and uncontrollable...

My dry cleaner would attest to that for sure!

 

[scsuxci]

Actually... I heard elephant vagina is much softer and smoother.
Although it gets moist when you play with it. You should definitely look into it.

Nice cue btw :wink:

I know first hand about elephants vagina's let me tell ya.I met this girl at bingo....ah forget it!

 

[scsuxci]

nuttime bump:smile:

 

[AnthonyLewis208]

This thread WINS!!! RALMFAO!!! :lmao::lmao:

 

[JAMSGOLF]

This thread WINS!!! RALMFAO!!! :lmao::lmao:

Yep. I sloppy second what you said...

OP...don't take this the wrong way, but I hope your cue takes a few more months to complete...some of these comments in this thread make me laugh REALLY REALLY hard...I'm afraid once your cue is done and you've got the elephant by the balls, this thread will go away...

Jason

p.s. I received a hat with "Elephant Balls" on it (the pool balls). I really like the way the hat fits...but I forget I have it on sometimes...I was at the bank and an older "lady" was next to me in line. I said "hi"...she took one look at me, rolled her eyes and just looked away with her nose in the air...I of course immediately thought "snob!", but I didn't realize it until later in the day why...apparently she didn't like my "Elephant Balls"! Oh well...