Could It Be?
If you come to see or play in
The Ultimate 10 Ball Championship in June you have an invitation to sit in the booth with me to do commentary but only sans dialogue parlant français :smile:
A couple of pals told me I’d been offered an announcing gig ... Gobsmacked, I simply could not credit it.
At best, I figured it would be some windswept tournament in the northern plains.
Swell!
Blizzards, the Coen brothers, floods, fracking. Fracking?
Tunica however … hmm.
Actually, even though I’m pretty much of a pool dumbo, I feel, in my imagination (vivid!), that I’d be reasonably good at the color side:
Cogent observations on manners, attitudes, sportsmanship.
Philosophy, psychology, myths, morals. The Higgs boson.
Gender analyses.
Attire -- there is, after all, a Tunica dress code! So we would need to concern ourselves with the ‘sandals and black socks contingent’ only in isolated crowd shots.
Okay, so I’m born with a yappy mouth and the permanent optimism of the moderately talented! Modus vivendi? Tell the truth and run!
I work part of the time in San Francisco ... where I’ve been told about a revered sports announcer … Lon ‘Dead Air’ Simmons.
While ‘dead air’ was a compliment regarding his unique and laconic style, said approbation would not be a consideration were La Sunny in the booth!
In front of the mic, I imagine (vividly!) that I would make full use of my Spidey Sense to deliver a soulful message with a robust backbeat. I would inform and animate. I would be ever so marvy!
(Wake up, Sunny! Get real! Slap! All right Doctor Sigmund … these are my presenting symptoms …)
It would have been fun though. Alas -- and, perhaps, also, -- alack, if Professor Google is accurate, I’m around 12,000 miles away. Plus, for some cosmic reason, it’s always tomorrow in Hong Kong.
Longing is my life,
Sunny
P. S. Compensation? I assume I would have toiled ILOS?
P. P. S. I shouldn’t speak French in Tunica? Mais oui, monsieur! (I have only clumsy restaurant Francais anyway.) One assumes Latin is booth-acceptable? I came, I saw, I stumbled?