SVB or Corey, who won?

Captain: Scotty, can you give me more power so we can time travel to September 15, 2007, and end this horrible thread?

Scotty: Captain, I'm givin her all I've got, believe me I'm sick of it too.

Spock: I find this thread fascinating .... illogical, but fascinating.


BUMP !!!
 
B2k - Bump That Lyrics

[Omari:]
This is for the hunniez up in the club (say what)
Do me a favor show me some luv
And for the thugs off in the whips (said come)
Do me a favor bump this remix

Get your hands in the air when we Bump That
Just take it to the head girl Bump That
Shorty actin all good girl Bump That
DJ got the single man Bump That
Rollin on 24's when we Bump That
Got the wrist on froze girl Bump That
Plenty Air Force One's I can Bump That
Step in the club like come on know i can Bump That

You and me behind doors (Bump That)
Let me see your body roll (Bump That)
You got the club on swole (Bump That)
Booty jumpin like a toad (Bump That)

[Chorus:]
Look at shorty over there can you Bump That
Yeah homie best believe i can Bump That
Just show me where the club and the Bump at
And I'll have her sayin please daddy Bump That
[Repeat]

[Fizz rap:]
He said she said Fizz so cool
Everytime I see him I lose my cool
Fizz can you take that shirt off dude
I'm like naw that ain't cool
Freak two girls then I'm off to the next
The one in Minolo's she's the best
The one in Gucci she can be a pest
I like the ones on the East but i love the West

[Omari:]
Remix so hot gotta Bump That
Guys sayin it's like what Bump That
Well maybe hit it in the (whoo)! I can Bump That
I wanna hear you say ooh O Bump That
You wanna take it to the door i can Bump That
Stepping from the half i can Bump That
Said put your money where your mouth ***** Bump That
Suitcase full of cash I can Bump That

I'm with my girl chante'(Bump That)
Up in the Escalade (Bump That)
Cuz she know I'm paid (Bump That)
With B2K (Bump That)

[Chorus:]
Look at shorty over there can you Bump That
Yeah homie best believe i can Bump That
Just show me where the club and the Bump at
And I'll have her sayin please daddy Bump That
Repeat

We off in the mansion

Ya'll ain't never seen no honniez in a party like this

[Fizz rap:]
So we made our way to the back of the drop
Scratchin my back like please don't stop
Trynna make my way under the halter top
I'm gettin these honniez my (whoo)!
One set with big ol' figures
Thick chick with cola figures
Fizz make you bounce like tigger
You was biggest guess who's bigger

[Omari (talking):]
jasmine can you bump that
sife madinah can you bump that
kaamilah malayah can you bump that
Yo son Solo can you Bump That
jasmine sife can you bump that
miranda simone can you bump that
Hey shorty ova there can you Bump That
Hell yeah B2K we can Bump That
To all my thugs in the whips can you Bump That
To all my players and pimps can you Bump That
DJ's in the club can you Bump That
Radio's show me love can you Bump That
West coast East coast can you Bump That
Mid West Dirty South can you Bump That
And all my niggas over sees can you Bump That
Hell yeah B2K we can Bump That

[Chorus:]
Look at shorty over there can you Bump That
Yeah homie best believe i can Bump That
Just show me where the club and the Bump at
And I'll have her sayin please daddy Bump That
Repeat

[R. Kelly:]
It's the remix
It's the remix
B2K and Pied Piper (R. Kelly)
[repeat]

[Omari:]
We just right now
Off in the club
Came with the original
We number one

[j-boog:]
We didn't mean to throw it in your face like that.
Facts are facts. Ya know. Reality check.
Holla. Check the billboards

[Pimp laugh]

:D :D :D :D :D
 
A little jive turkey bump
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Captain: Bones, it's ... your .... turn.

Bones: Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a thread bumper !!


BUMP !!
 
Oy-Vey ! Stepped In WHAT ?

This homeless bum comes up to my car at the redlight and asks for money. I said NO and he pee'd on my tire.
I got out of my car to bop him on the nose and stepped right into a puddle of BUM P.

Doug
( damn that BUM P ) :)










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That is great. After reading that story, I looked directly at your avatar and can't stop laughing. LOL
 
I had a brain fart. Can't think of a good way on how to BUMP this thread.

But make sure to check out the cute fox wearing a helmet.
 

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crosseyedjoe said:
I had a brain fart. Can't think of a good way on how to BUMP this thread.

But make sure to check out the cute fox wearing a helmet.




I just KNEW there was a fox hiding in that bush....
Doug
( I'm only trying to keep abreast in this thread ) :)
 
Wow...

I go on vacation for a week and y'all have only managed to stretch this to thirteen pages?!?

Kelly Rowland says...

Told ya'll I was gonna bump like this
Ya'll didn't think that I could bump like this
Said I told ya'll I was gonna bump like this
Turn around then I make it jump like this (Ladies!)
You wanna keep that boy
That make it jump like this
Let him think that I can make it bump like this
See I told ya'll I was gonna jump like this
How you not gon' know it when it hits like this?

MM
 
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This is a travesty. This thread should be BUMPed to the first page all the time.

And yes, don't over do the BUMP n' grind on the rug or else you're gonna get a rug burn.
 
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Yeah...and then there is always the prospect of waking up in a few days with some unsightly and very painful BUMPS!!!! too:eek:
 
9 days left

This is sorry, only 9 days left and we can't keep this on page 1. I ask you, where are all the bumpers at today.
 
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