Sweating a HUGE action match.....

1pRoscoe

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So I just get in from a long night of sweating some "major" action..... Actually, it wasn't that long at all. Pretty much a brutal annihilation.

So I walk into the pool hall and see this kinda dorky looking guy practicing straight pool all by himself. I asked him if he liked to gamble any at straight pool. He claimed he was one of the greatest to ever play the game, he knows all of the pros, has beaten a lot of them, not to mention that he can "run hundreds" in his sleep.... (says he taught Efren a few things as well.. I kinda got sick of hearing about Efren and Jeanette, his "close, personal friends").

Anyways, so I said, "you didn't answer my question. Do you like to gamble?". He said he would practice a bit with me, but I was welcome to donate should I see fit.... I said, "No, Poindexter, I think you got me all wrong.... I've got a player I'll put in the box with you, single race to 200. Deal?"

He said, "How much do you plan on contributing? I still owe Danny DiLiberto some money and I need to know how much I can add to that...."

I said, "No problem, how about an even $1000?". He himmed....hawed.... said, "You got action."

Without getting into a play by play account of the entire night, the guy strung together a high run of 4, was pouring in sweat from his thinly stranned, balding head, and made excuse after excuse after excuse.... It honestly got tiring listening to it, but fortunately it didn't last hours on end.

To make it even shorter, my player wiped him out 200-14. It was over in about 2 hours, with my player making a few 60-70 ball runs, just as a good player should. I'm very proud of the horse that I put in, as after all she hasn't been playing that long and I just wanted to get her some action.

Here's a picture of the winner, shortly after her victory....

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In my best Jim Nabors voice and nodding my head sideways, "Mean, mean, mean... :D
 
Ross,
I SWEAR the sun was in my eyes...I was sharked unmercifully, all of that burping and cooing kind of threw me off my game...I was a little sore from all of the ass-kicking I administered to breakup....I played a lot better when I was younger, I put myself through college playing pool you know...I didn't want to show off too much against such a young player...I could have won if I really wanted to....I can't really play my best unless there is more money on the line...etc., etc., etc.


P.S. - If the little girl is yours, then CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! You are officially excused from not showing up at DCC this year.
 
you have to watch those baby faced killers!

You have to watch those baby faced killers. You started my day with a laugh out loud, a very sincere thanks!

Hu


1pRoscoe said:
So I just get in from a long night of sweating some "major" action..... Actually, it wasn't that long at all. Pretty much a brutal annihilation.




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I see Willie is on the road again! Good pick for your player to put in action Ross! I’m sure you kept your eyes on the jellybeans.
 
Williebetmore said:
Ross,
I SWEAR the sun was in my eyes...I was sharked unmercifully, all of that burping and cooing kind of threw me off my game...I was a little sore from all of the ass-kicking I administered to breakup....I played a lot better when I was younger, I put myself through college playing pool you know...I didn't want to show off too much against such a young player...I could have won if I really wanted to....I can't really play my best unless there is more money on the line...etc., etc., etc.


P.S. - If the little girl is yours, then CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! You are officially excused from not showing up at DCC this year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.... :p

She was born in Nov, we moved early Jan - hence my not attending DCC..... but I will be in Valley Forge, oh yes, I will..... :cool:

breakup said:
I see Willie is on the road again! Good pick for your player to put in action Ross! I’m sure you kept your eyes on the jellybeans.
He actually asked at first if he could post a check..... postdated, no less...
 
Too funny man. I gotta get me one of those shirts but don't think its my size. Might fit up on arm..hehe.

On a side note...does Jonathan Ko still play there at Dr. Cue's? Slim Asian guy with glasses that shoots left handed? If you see him tell him hello and to have him get a hold of me on here. Thanks!
 
1pRoscoe said:
So I just get in from a long night of sweating some "major" action..... Actually, it wasn't that long at all. Pretty much a brutal annihilation.

So I walk into the pool hall and see this kinda dorky looking guy practicing straight pool all by himself. I asked him if he liked to gamble any at straight pool. He claimed he was one of the greatest to ever play the game, he knows all of the pros, has beaten a lot of them, not to mention that he can "run hundreds" in his sleep.... (says he taught Efren a few things as well.. I kinda got sick of hearing about Efren and Jeanette, his "close, personal friends").

Anyways, so I said, "you didn't answer my question. Do you like to gamble?". He said he would practice a bit with me, but I was welcome to donate should I see fit.... I said, "No, Poindexter, I think you got me all wrong.... I've got a player I'll put in the box with you, single race to 200. Deal?"

He said, "How much do you plan on contributing? I still owe Danny DiLiberto some money and I need to know how much I can add to that...."

I said, "No problem, how about an even $1000?". He himmed....hawed.... said, "You got action."

Without getting into a play by play account of the entire night, the guy strung together a high run of 4, was pouring in sweat from his thinly stranned, balding head, and made excuse after excuse after excuse.... It honestly got tiring listening to it, but fortunately it didn't last hours on end.

To make it even shorter, my player wiped him out 200-14. It was over in about 2 hours, with my player making a few 60-70 ball runs, just as a good player should. I'm very proud of the horse that I put in, as after all she hasn't been playing that long and I just wanted to get her some action.

Here's a picture of the winner, shortly after her victory....

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Hey Ross,

You had me hooked, that was hysterical, she's a beauty-Congrats!
See you at Valley Forge.
 
Thanks for the kind words concerning my daughter. I'm very proud!

My favorite is her choice in attire that was a gift by a little birdie..... She's got game!
 
Is that Gande Valle? Man, those Asians look so young!

Kidding aside, beautiful girl. And those killers eyes! Be proud =)
 
Ross,

Awesome, all the way around. Love the shirt and the story. She's beautiful.

Chris
 
1pRoscoe said:
My favorite is her choice in attire that was a gift by a little birdie.....

'Scoe,
I thought that it might have come from somewhere north of you.

I figure that breakup was desperate to send the shirt to someone much better than him; that might actually have a chance to beat me (he sure couldn't).

I'll practice up a bit; I want a re-match next time I'm in Seattle.
 
Williebetmore said:
'Scoe,
I thought that it might have come from somewhere north of you.

I figure that breakup was desperate to send the shirt to someone much better than him; that might actually have a chance to beat me (he sure couldn't).

I'll practice up a bit; I want a re-match next time I'm in Seattle.
Definitely..... and I have just the table. :D
 
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