TAR 37 Caption Contest: Win a Free PPV

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SVB - Hey Corey, LOL, I can't believe you asked Justin to rename this event the "World All Around Championships"
Corey - Wasn't my idea, some guy from AZ named JohnnyT suggested it.
 
Shane: that's 3 US Open titles Corey; 3, 2 more than the Prince of Pool!!!
Corey: psssh, maybe you can attract another sponser with that stellar play Shane; hopefully Rogaine, cuz you got 2 more inches of forehead than I do too....

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Corey: damn I love that pink shirt
Shane: right now I bet he's wishing he had a shirt like this.


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Both: I hope there are some groupies in the TAR Studio, cuz we ain't picking up any chicks on the strip on style alone!!!
 
SVB - I wonder if Corey knows Justin brought in Ahmed Zayat and Byron McCelland 2 famous horse breeders to commentate on the match.
Corey - Why's that guy in the booth wearing a cowboy hat.
 
I am inclined to agree, that was pretty good. And it does not end up making fun of one player over the other which is a bonus.

Thanks! Yea that's what I thought, it's not too harsh and is appropriate enough to post on the stream if I would win. Did anyone ever see those pepto bismol commercials? Lol the picture with there faces made me think of them lol.
 
I'll add one more to the mix

Corey: Man, I'm gonna beat this guy so bad.

SVB: Who the heck does this guy think I am? Mika?
 
SVB: This horse doesn't stand a chance!!
CD: I hope the Shane Van Boening instructional series I got helps!!
 
SVB: He better not soft break me.
CD: I'm gonna soft break the shit outta him.
 
S.V.B. I am #1 in the world and they call me the South Dakota Kid.
Why is he the Prince of Pool ? Geography never was my strong point,
but where the heck is Pool?

C.D. Why are they always saying everything tastes like chicken?
Woudnt it be strange if they called me C.V.D. ?
 
SVB: Every time Justin promises me there are big fish here. But we never catch anything! I'm starting to think that isn't a real river at the Venetian.

Corey: Justin said no jump cues, no jump cues.....Putter, don't fail me now!
 
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