Tee Shirt Quote Contest for OTR ~ Win a Free Tee

There used to be a big heavy-set guy with a high pitched voice in my local room named Jim Harmon. This guy was the funniest ever. He would always come at ya with some off the wall comment. He's a guy who (while you were racking) would shoot his fist in the air and scream how he has the steering wheel to the entire pool room - get the picture?

So one day he's in action playing 9b and he shoots a shot, makes a ball and the CB caroms off 3 balls and kisses behind another ball and he's screwed. In a high-pitched fat-guy voice he says, "I'm unluckier than the Jews, and the Jews killed Christ!" I still tear up thinking about how I nearly pissed myself and suffocated from laughing so hard.
 
Up the bet & watch em sweat !

In god we trust.All others must post !

If only you'd run balls like you run your mouth,You'd be a great player !
 
I can make the shots you can see & I make shots you can't imagine

Flip It UP

I may not have fixed the "crack" of Dawn,but I did make it clap!
 
Fast Lenny said:
Well its that time again friends. Going to try and do another run of OTR shirts and need a good quote. What quote or one liner would you like to see on a shirt? I have a few ideas already and will take my favorites from here and make a poll with 5 or more in it and it will be voted on for the winner. The winner will get a free tee. Let me know what you were thinking. These were some of my favorites that I was thinking about doing.

"I watch a man shoot pool for an hour. If he misses more than one shot I know I can beat him."

Luther Lassiter

"Money on the wood makes the bet good."


Unknown

"Play well and be lucky."

Irving Crane
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"even if you beat me, i'm still the best" sounds eerily familiar! :eek:

While reading your post..... only one came to mind, or a variation of it.
" I NEED some Jelly" :smile: You could even have a pic of a piece of toast with it.....

td
 
A picture of a nineball rack with the one missing with the heading saying...It's all fun & games till somebody loses a ball !
 
the best!

In God we trust. All others must post !


i must say that this gets my vote:thumbup:
 
I never hustled anyone who did not deserved it.

Hell your money is green like mines . Just bet something.

I'll play anybody in the room " But that guy and that oh and him too "
 
The great John Schmidt quote, "I'd rather be eaten by a goat and shit off a cliff than watch you put two dollars in your pocket."

I would buy that shirt.
 
(1) You payed how much for that cue? What a waste of good wood.

(2) You could probably play better with a broom.
 
“Pool is geometry, in its most challenging form, the science of precise angles, and forces"-Quote from: A Game of Pool, The Twilight Zone 1961 Television Show
 
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