Whatcha gonna do? Offer up a wager? You were mentioning your wife the whole lead-up to this and how she was going to spend the money.
Hey, remember
this?
"Actually you have claimed to be a better player than those you insult.
I have also played the game for decades and played with, spoken with, shared vacations with, had lessons from, sponsored, gambled against, loaned money to, borrowed money from and otherwise lived life with professional players for the past 20 years. Your experience does not trump mine yet you persist even in the above paragraph in thinking that it does."
(I tossed it in for free.) You couldn't make up a better story.
Or
this? Yeah, that's some good stuff right there.