The Freedom Tray (Ewa)

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SPetty

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It's gotta be great if it's endorsed by Ewa Mataya Laurance and Mitch Laurance on "Freedom TV"!

"Made in America - Used Everywhere!"

"The amazing new mess-free solution to carrying food and beverages"

Check out the video:

http://www.freedomtray.com/


LOL
 
I usually watch those infomercials and want to buy the product immediately. I almost bought a mop once that i never would have used and i did buy the Snuggy and the ShamWoW!

Maybe it's Ewa and Mitch's doing but that damn thing isnt the least bit appealing to me and i live in my car practically.

Still I love Ewa and hope it works for her. We are destined to be together and i hope this new project of hers doesnt set the timetable back too far:smile:
 
I just saw this on T.V. last night. What a great idea. I can't believe nobody thought of this idea before. I might buy one of these and use it at the football game this weekend. I will look so cool carrying a plastic tray around with me. I will look even cooler using it after the game at the drive thru. This will solve so many problems, like the zero times I have ever spilled at the drive in or sporting event. I have spilled a few drinks at the bar before, but that was not because of a tray.


I think this is one of the most pointless informercials I have seen. And trust me, I have probably seen them all in the last 10 years.:banghead:
 
SPetty said:
I love "You're gonna love my nuts!" Vince!

"Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life!"

"Tacos, fettucini, linguini, martini, bikini"
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"Vince" was most likely the first guy sent to the nurse's office in gym class dodge-ball. We called it "Bombardment" back in the day. He'd have lost ALL his lunch money if we went to school and he would be begging for a tuna sam'ich. The guys is "nuts" all right.

"Vince" is the single most irritating persona on TV other than criminals and some polititians. Ugh!

I gotta quit now, cause you know I can't do this all night....

:eek:
 
Say it ain't so!

Nostroke said:
I usually watch those infomercials and want to buy the product immediately. I almost bought a mop once that i never would have used and i did buy the Snuggy and the ShamWoW!

Maybe it's Ewa and Mitch's doing but that damn thing isnt the least bit appealing to me and i live in my car practically.

Still I love Ewa and hope it works for her. We are destined to be together and i hope this new project of hers doesnt set the timetable back too far:smile:
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Nostroke,
You can have some slack for buying a "Sham-Wow" cause, IF you call right now, you get not one, not two , but 8 Sham-Wows PLUS a free shoe horn! And if you call RIGHT now, they'll throw in a roll of penney wrappers FREE!

But say you didn't buy no "Snuggy"! Looks like something the prisoners wore in them old "Planet of the Apes" movies!

I don't know anybody who ever bought anything off of a commercial on TV other than subscriptions to SI or ESPN the Magazine.

A "Snuggy"????? You gotta be brave to come on here and admit that publically where the "millions and millions" of pool fans can now know that you...actually...bought...(paid for!)...a...."Snuggy"!

I got some skeltons in my closet. But no "Snuggy's"!

:grin::grin:

PS-What would R. Lee Ermey have to say about..."Snuggy's"???:grin:
 
Eric. said:
Meet the new "Mr. and Mrs. Billy Mays"!


Eric >Slap Chop, anyone?
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Well the slapchop actaully looks useful :)

I love the as seen on tv section of target and wallgreens pharmacy. Don't ever get anything, though they are all funny. Some mire than others. The only thing I've ever got from tv was the shamwow and it was a SHAM! Worst thing ever. But at least it looked good on tv. The freedom try, wow. This could top them all. I don't know if Mitch, Eva or any other pool players are behind it, if so, hope they make gold. If they do, I've got 500 usesless products ready to hit the market.

The remote holster, the shoe warmer, the magnet magnet, the cup caddy, the stearing wheel tray, the trashcan light, the rug cover, the cellphone charging headboard, the sponife, the sporknife, the fork flipper, the bowl glove, the olive oil pump... I can keep going all night long. Let me know if anyone wants to buy any of these inventions. :)
 
Believe it or not, a successful product that is marketed through infomercials can make tens of millions of dollars.

Can't blame em for tryin.
 
cleary said:
The only thing I've ever got from tv was the shamwow and it was a SHAM! Worst thing ever.. :)
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If you have dogs, you can keep one by the door.
When they come in out of the rain, they come in handy, as long as you get to them before they decide to "shake it off" on their own!

Steve
 
I know what I'm buying Ross for Christmas. He'll be the hit of the pool room
with his new Freedom Tray. Set it up on a chair and you have a beer holder,
Your chalk, Willards shaper, sander, and towel will all be within easy reach.
Some duct tape and you instantly have a jump cue holder.
Not to mention, with one of those, I'll be ever so comfy watching tv from my floor instead of my nasty couch.
 
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Terry Ardeno said:
Nostroke,
You can have some slack for buying a "Sham-Wow" cause, IF you call right now, you get not one, not two , but 8 Sham-Wows PLUS a free shoe horn! And if you call RIGHT now, they'll throw in a roll of penney wrappers FREE!

But say you didn't buy no "Snuggy"! Looks like something the prisoners wore in them old "Planet of the Apes" movies!

I don't know anybody who ever bought anything off of a commercial on TV other than subscriptions to SI or ESPN the Magazine.

A "Snuggy"????? You gotta be brave to come on here and admit that publically where the "millions and millions" of pool fans can now know that you...actually...bought...(paid for!)...a...."Snuggy"!

I got some skeltons in my closet. But no "Snuggy's"!

:grin::grin:

PS-What would R. Lee Ermey have to say about..."Snuggy's"???:grin:
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If it's signed by Hillybilly and comes with a chalk holder -- I'm in :rolleyes:
 
I "was" wanting one of these and have wondered why there have not been any infomercials about 'em:

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Then I found out that they are not "Made in America * Used Everywhere", do not come with "Freedom Huggers", and are not even on Facebook .....pffft ..... so now I am back to square one in regards to what to ask Santa for.

Bob <And I've been a good little boy too........well, sometimes anyway>
 
Terry Ardeno said:
Nostroke,
You can have some slack for buying a "Sham-Wow" cause, IF you call right now, you get not one, not two , but 8 Sham-Wows PLUS a free shoe horn! And if you call RIGHT now, they'll throw in a roll of penney wrappers FREE!

But say you didn't buy no "Snuggy"! Looks like something the prisoners wore in them old "Planet of the Apes" movies!

I don't know anybody who ever bought anything off of a commercial on TV other than subscriptions to SI or ESPN the Magazine.

A "Snuggy"????? You gotta be brave to come on here and admit that publically where the "millions and millions" of pool fans can now know that you...actually...bought...(paid for!)...a...."Snuggy"!

I got some skeltons in my closet. But no "Snuggy's"!

:grin::grin:

PS-What would R. Lee Ermey have to say about..."Snuggy's"???:grin:
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I didnt even like the Shamwow when i first got it but now 90% of my rags are Shamwows or their generic equivalent. They are pretty good all around rags. They sell the generics in Walgreeens for $1

As far as the Snuggy i cant really offer any defense except after i tried it on, i have never touched it since!! When i bought it, I was always freezing and living where i could not adjust the temp if that is any excuse.

Im just really glad i had the will power to resist that Super Mop!
 
The remote holster, the shoe warmer, the magnet magnet, the cup caddy, the stearing wheel tray, the trashcan light, the rug cover, the cellphone charging headboard, the sponife, the sporknife, the fork flipper, the bowl glove, the olive oil pump... I can keep going all night long. Let me know if anyone wants to buy any of these inventions. :)
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Welcome to capitalism.


Eric >and if you buy now...
 
Terry Ardeno said:
"Vince" was most likely the first guy sent to the nurse's office in gym class dodge-ball. We called it "Bombardment" back in the day.
:eek:
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We called it "Bombardment" too. In fact, you are the only other person I know who didn't call it Dodge ball.


Eric >was good at applying volleyball to head
 
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