The smoke was so bad that the smell of it trapped in my hair transferred to my pillow, and made it impossible to fall asleep.
The smoke was so bad that I can't just take off my clothes and sit in my own bedroom naked because I can smell them from across the room.
The smoke was so bad that I have to shower or do laundry when I come home from pool at 3 am, and wake up anyone else in the house.
The smoke was so bad that I cough up yellow shit in the morning even though I don't smoke.
Oh, you were shooting for fun and cute? Sorry man, no sense of humor about it. All of the above are shitty realities for me :/