This guy just outed the hustlers!
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Oklahoma Kid
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This video must be all over the web. I stopped into a place on the Upper West Side that's known for some action from time to time. I chose a house cue and immediately the bar got quiet.
I rolled the cues on the table, pretending to check for straightness, but I think someone noticed my line of sight.
I started shooting with my regular stance, then realized that might give me away, so I varied my stance, but everyone seemed to catch on. I made some shots, and I missed some shots. But they were onto me.
Knowing not that they knew about this video, I ground the chalk instead of stroking it. But by this point they knew that I knew that they knew. So I started stroking the chalk. Then THEY KNEW.
Desperate for a game, I went to the bathroom, removed my clothes, and slathered myself in liquied soap. I dumped the powdered soap over my head just to be sure.
The only action I was offered was from a tranny hooker, and SHE wanted ME to give HER money.
I was only briefly tempted as by this point the liquid soap was reacting with the powdered soap, creating a strange glow.
The glow threw off the lighting completely, and my game along with it. Seeing my change, a grizzled veteran challenged me to 8 ball at $10 a rack. I moved quarters and chalk around on the rail in dizzying arrays that would have confused Pythagoras. But not this guy. He seemed briefly amused a the circles and arrows I drew in the table with baby powder, but not as amused as he was collecting my money after rinsing the soap off. The jerk even refused to shake my hand.
I think he may have been a Hustler.
I rolled the cues on the table, pretending to check for straightness, but I think someone noticed my line of sight.
I started shooting with my regular stance, then realized that might give me away, so I varied my stance, but everyone seemed to catch on. I made some shots, and I missed some shots. But they were onto me.
Knowing not that they knew about this video, I ground the chalk instead of stroking it. But by this point they knew that I knew that they knew. So I started stroking the chalk. Then THEY KNEW.
Desperate for a game, I went to the bathroom, removed my clothes, and slathered myself in liquied soap. I dumped the powdered soap over my head just to be sure.
The only action I was offered was from a tranny hooker, and SHE wanted ME to give HER money.
I was only briefly tempted as by this point the liquid soap was reacting with the powdered soap, creating a strange glow.The glow threw off the lighting completely, and my game along with it. Seeing my change, a grizzled veteran challenged me to 8 ball at $10 a rack. I moved quarters and chalk around on the rail in dizzying arrays that would have confused Pythagoras. But not this guy. He seemed briefly amused a the circles and arrows I drew in the table with baby powder, but not as amused as he was collecting my money after rinsing the soap off. The jerk even refused to shake my hand.
I think he may have been a Hustler.
This guys advice really came in handy last night. I went to the poolhall last night and almost got hustled; everyone in there had a house cue a cheap cue or an expensive cue so I left. 
Im never going back to that place again, so I wont get hustled. lol
Im never going back to that place again, so I wont get hustled. lol
I like to pick the bar cue withOUT a tip, play two or three shots with it and then say "holy crap, I've been playing with a stick that has no tip", show it to my opponent, then go get one with a decent tip.
But regardless, I wish he had more info about the hustler, along the lines of his house cue/cheap cue/custom cue info to pick out the hustler.
Things like "the hustler is probably male, but could be female".
or
"most hustlers are flashy, but some are really quiet to not attract attention"
or
"some hustlers are bald, while others have hair"
Then I'd finally know who to look out for!!!!
But regardless, I wish he had more info about the hustler, along the lines of his house cue/cheap cue/custom cue info to pick out the hustler.
Things like "the hustler is probably male, but could be female".
or
"most hustlers are flashy, but some are really quiet to not attract attention"
or
"some hustlers are bald, while others have hair"
Then I'd finally know who to look out for!!!!
Sounds like something W.C. Fields would do in one of his pool routines.
This video must be all over the web. I stopped into a place on the Upper West Side that's known for some action from time to time. I chose a house cue and immediately the bar got quiet.
I rolled the cues on the table, pretending to check for straightness, but I think someone noticed my line of sight.
I started shooting with my regular stance, then realized that might give me away, so I varied my stance, but everyone seemed to catch on. I made some shots, and I missed some shots. But they were onto me.
Knowing not that they knew about this video, I ground the chalk instead of stroking it. But by this point they knew that I knew that they knew. So I started stroking the chalk. Then THEY KNEW.
Desperate for a game, I went to the bathroom, removed my clothes, and slathered myself in liquied soap. I dumped the powdered soap over my head just to be sure.
The only action I was offered was from a tranny hooker, and SHE wanted ME to give HER money.
The glow threw off the lighting completely, and my game along with it. Seeing my change, a grizzled veteran challenged me to 8 ball at $10 a rack. I moved quarters and chalk around on the rail in dizzying arrays that would have confused Pythagoras. But not this guy. He seemed briefly amused a the circles and arrows I drew in the table with baby powder, but not as amused as he was collecting my money after rinsing the soap off. The jerk even refused to shake my hand.
I think he may have been a Hustler.
That was the player I brought in on you. He was using CTE, and I "let him play you." I was the one over in the corner with the Viking helmet on. You got hustled.
Oklahoma Kid
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Dammit. I knew it. Drinking his beer from a straw totally threw me. :shrug:
Dangerous move, drinking another man's beer, even through a straw. What if he'd jarred himself in order to drum up more action. You'd have been taken for sure...
Did he have one arm?
This video must be all over the web. I stopped into a place on the Upper West Side that's known for some action from time to time. I chose a house cue and immediately the bar got quiet.
I rolled the cues on the table, pretending to check for straightness, but I think someone noticed my line of sight.
I started shooting with my regular stance, then realized that might give me away, so I varied my stance, but everyone seemed to catch on. I made some shots, and I missed some shots. But they were onto me.
Knowing not that they knew about this video, I ground the chalk instead of stroking it. But by this point they knew that I knew that they knew. So I started stroking the chalk. Then THEY KNEW.
Desperate for a game, I went to the bathroom, removed my clothes, and slathered myself in liquied soap. I dumped the powdered soap over my head just to be sure.
The only action I was offered was from a tranny hooker, and SHE wanted ME to give HER money.
The glow threw off the lighting completely, and my game along with it. Seeing my change, a grizzled veteran challenged me to 8 ball at $10 a rack. I moved quarters and chalk around on the rail in dizzying arrays that would have confused Pythagoras. But not this guy. He seemed briefly amused a the circles and arrows I drew in the table with baby powder, but not as amused as he was collecting my money after rinsing the soap off. The jerk even refused to shake my hand.
I think he may have been a Hustler.
glad i was warned. this information just may save me five.
But now that you know what the fish fear it might just earn you five....ya know...if you're not the one armed deaf mute guy.
That guys action is dead for sure.
Come to think of it...the guy can't woof. Can't hear woofin. And can't even bridge. Yet he learned to hustle up a game that gained him internet noteriety.
Kinda sad he's gotta quit the game.
Maybe vagas?
Ok.. seriously...if you have not watched easy e clue you in to keeping your cash...its worth a look.
Some of the cash collectors are 13!!!
That guys action is dead for sure.
Come to think of it...the guy can't woof. Can't hear woofin. And can't even bridge. Yet he learned to hustle up a game that gained him internet noteriety.
Kinda sad he's gotta quit the game.
Maybe vagas?
Ok.. seriously...if you have not watched easy e clue you in to keeping your cash...its worth a look.
Some of the cash collectors are 13!!!
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Pocketcleaner
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Looks to me like his 4 year old daughter wears the pants in that household.......see the end of the 9 ball break video.
A.J. DeAngelo
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Ditto. It just keeps getting better and better. I love the "unreliable narrator" style of storytelling, and the unintentional type is often best. If there is no AZ Awards there ought to be, and this should win for something.
Finished watching another video of his on You Tube. This is his 15 ball rotation video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjc6hTApHno&feature=channel
Below is a comment that he wrote about his level of play, I find this hard to believe, especally the 100 ball 14:1 statement. Of course the way he wrote it it could be correct reaching the 100 ball mark in 14.1 is not the same as running 100 balls in 14.1.
Somebody in Central Florida must know this guy.
--I have ran 15, 3 racks in a row and 7 of the 4th. That is the best I have done on my 15 ball, I wish I had recorded it. I have reached the 100 mark a few times on 14:1, this is over a period of 20 years. I still need to practice too.
poolplayinghack 1 year ago--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjc6hTApHno&feature=channel
Below is a comment that he wrote about his level of play, I find this hard to believe, especally the 100 ball 14:1 statement. Of course the way he wrote it it could be correct reaching the 100 ball mark in 14.1 is not the same as running 100 balls in 14.1.
Somebody in Central Florida must know this guy.
--I have ran 15, 3 racks in a row and 7 of the 4th. That is the best I have done on my 15 ball, I wish I had recorded it. I have reached the 100 mark a few times on 14:1, this is over a period of 20 years. I still need to practice too.
poolplayinghack 1 year ago--
This seems to me like the kind of person who could cheat at something as simple as a 14.1 run, and then brag about it on the internet.
Wasn't he the one who said 'put up or shut up' regarding videos?
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OK, Florida boys and girls....
On his You Tube channel http://www.youtube.com/poolplayinghack he has posted this info...
--In Orlando, I play at Clicks on Semoran or at Trick Shots on Lake Underhill, when my back allows me to not have to take meds. I try to play on Saturdays for free play. Still in the process of buying a house down here and do not have my home table up yet. Click's seems to have the better cloth, Trick Shots....dunno kinda feel cheap there, they only have Pepsi products.--
Anyone know this guy??
On his You Tube channel http://www.youtube.com/poolplayinghack he has posted this info...
--In Orlando, I play at Clicks on Semoran or at Trick Shots on Lake Underhill, when my back allows me to not have to take meds. I try to play on Saturdays for free play. Still in the process of buying a house down here and do not have my home table up yet. Click's seems to have the better cloth, Trick Shots....dunno kinda feel cheap there, they only have Pepsi products.--
Anyone know this guy??
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