This guy just outed the hustlers!

Fatboy said:
you put 10 years into your game, countless hours and this ****off in 6:43 seconds unwinds the whole thing. Chuck Norris needs to chop him up:angry::angry::angry:
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Naw Fatboy -don't you know the new Hustler's Dress code is to come in with an APA jacket and patches that go up to 5 - a Cuetec Cue and Travis Trotter embroidered on the jacket.

This guy is way out of touch with how modern hustler's act.

The modern hustler spots the soap move and says "son, I saw this on YouTube, either you didn't clean up after jacking off or you're a hustler. Are you a hustler BOY! We don't like hustlers around here."

Then when Soapy Sales protests that he's not a hustler the real hustler says, "well alright then, let's play some but my wife will only let me lose $100 a night and so I'd like to play for ten a game if that's ok."

Soapy Sales jumps on this and wins a few and loses a few and it's getting near closing time and he thinks that he should jack the bet to get that hundred so he asks to jack it to 30 a game to which the hustler says, "I don't know, seems a bit rich for me, oh what the hell you only live once"

And then somehow Soapy loses about ten games in 10 minutes and is left standing there with his Palmolive hand limply stroking his stick trying to figure out what happened.
 
Sounds about right.

JB Cases said:
Naw Fatboy -don't you know the new Hustler's Dress code is to come in with an APA jacket and patches that go up to 5 - a Cuetec Cue and Travis Trotter embroidered on the jacket.

This guy is way out of touch with how modern hustler's act.

The modern hustler spots the soap move and says "son, I saw this on YouTube, either you didn't clean up after jacking off or you're a hustler. Are you a hustler BOY! We don't like hustlers around here."

Then when Soapy Sales protests that he's not a hustler the real hustler says, "well alright then, let's play some but my wife will only let me lose $100 a night and so I'd like to play for ten a game if that's ok."

Soapy Sales jumps on this and wins a few and loses a few and it's getting near closing time and he thinks that he should jack the bet to get that hundred so he asks to jack it to 30 a game to which the hustler says, "I don't know, seems a bit rich for me, oh what the hell you only live once"

And then somehow Soapy loses about ten games in 10 minutes and is left standing there with his Palmolive hand limply stroking his stick trying to figure out what happened.
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Ok, let me see if I got this straight.

If he's a hustler he'll either pick a house cue, show up with a cheap two-piece cue, or have a custom made two-piece cue. Got it!

Next time I play I'll be on the lookout for that guy.
 
"Look for the quarters under the rail, and move the quarters around to distract him."

Got it!
 
Thunderball said:
Anybody else watch this more than once? I swear the second time I was almost in tears with laughter. Its not just the information, but the delivery coupled with the intent and presumption that really put it over the top.There is a ton of accidental humor here. I freakin love this guy.
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Agreed. It's actually hilarious.

I've met that guy hundreds of times.
 
PoolBum said:
Ok, let me see if I got this straight.

If he's a hustler he'll either pick a house cue, show up with a cheap two-piece cue, or have a custom made two-piece cue. Got it!

Next time I play I'll be on the lookout for that guy.
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That was by far my favorite part. Basically what it boils down to is this: Every hustler is going to be using a pool cue at some point or another. And everyone who either doesn't bring a cue, brings a cheap cue, or brings a nice cue is a hustler.

It literally does not get any better than that.
 
i usually put quarters under the rail to mark the score or to let people in the bar know i'm in line to play (at some point).

i'd like to meet this guy to try to get an idea of what's going on in his mind. everyone that gambles books losers. it doesn't mean you got hustled. i guess he just doesn't know how to take his knocks
 
Absolutely hysterical! :thumbup:

Note to everyone else: There's more than one of these! This guy has done a lot of videos and THEY ALL SUCK! His total cluelessness combined with his presumption that he knows what he's talking about make these vids priceless!

Check this one out:
http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to-8-ball-shot-hustler-movie-trick-238740/

This is really good stuff...I'm off to browse through the rest of these.
 
I really need to laugh after the week I had.

After watching his 8 ball video, I have one more suggestion for his hustler tips.

"A hustler will dog an easy money ball especially after getting out of position twice in one rack."
 
the420trooper said:
Absolutely hysterical! :thumbup:

Note to everyone else: There's more than one of these! This guy has done a lot of videos and THEY ALL SUCK! His total cluelessness combined with his presumption that he knows what he's talking about make these vids priceless!

Check this one out:
http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to-8-ball-shot-hustler-movie-trick-238740/

This is really good stuff...I'm off to browse through the rest of these.
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Did you catch the part in the video when he said hustlers always have position when they miss. then he slips and said "it's hard for us...." blah blah blah. this guy's a good example of what pool doesn't need
 
God I just watched the break video, talk about pointless.

Love his rant on follow through, since he claims he knows many pool players, he should ask Johnny Archer how his follow through works for him.

Maybe if he followed through more he might make a ball on his 9 ball break.


the420trooper said:
Here's another one that made me chuckle:

http://www.youtube.com/user/poolplayinghack#p/u/15/7qbRtYtW1Bg

And another...Stay with this one until the end. There's a 60 second ramble where he talks about how stupid follow through is...

http://www.youtube.com/user/poolplayinghack#p/u/12/PDhw_FWk7UY
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Actually, I have to agree with the advice about how players chalk their tip. In a bar situation, players who chalk the tip the right way are few and far between, and while many hustlers know to chalk the tip in a manner that belies thier knowledge of how to apply chalk, for many, chalking is instinctive and one's method can be a tipoff to one's general knowledge of how the game is played. I also agree with the observation that in a bar, a hustler often checks the tip only in selecting a cue.
 
Sorry to disagree, I have some of seen the best players in the world. Some of them are grinders when applying chalk.

Also when ever I pickup a bar cue the first thing I look for is a tip. First, to see if it has one, and second to see what kind of shape it is in.

Does that make me a hustler, I think not.

Even the biggest bangers out there have looked at the tip of a bar cue. I even saw one that in between every shot he had in a game of 8 ball roll the cue on the table to see how warped it was. I wanted to ask him if he was modifying his stroke to adjust for the curve in the cue. I then realized that he was just drunk.





sjm said:
Actually, I have to agree with the advice about how players chalk their tip. In a bar situation, players who chalk the tip the right way are few and far between, and while many hustlers know to chalk the tip in a manner that belies thier knowledge of how to apply chalk, for many, chalking is instinctive and one's method can be a tipoff to one's general knowledge of how the game is played. I also agree with the observation that in a bar, a hustler often checks the tip only in selecting a cue.
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Also, in the 'Hustler' 8-ball shot, he's got it totally wrong. the 8 should be against the rail with the CB frozen to it, parallel to the short rail. The shot he sets up is kinda like a 9-ball shot in TCOM, except in TCOM it's down the long rail.

just sayin'

-s
 
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