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I missed this thread the first time around. Good stuff Steve.

I found myself doing just a little self-reflection. :grin:
 
You play in the pool leagues on the 7 footers but you take great pride in telling your teammates that you practice on the 9 footers just before "City Cup".
 
You miscue a shot and say "I wouldn't have miscued if this chalk was Pre Flag Masters". And mean it.

Mark Shuman
 
When you hear the weather report mention Fargo, you stay tuned hoping to hear the latest tournament results. :-)


Taco said:
You think Amsterdam is a pool room, not a European city with available hookers and great hash.
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You use the term 'googan' with a straight face.
You make outlandish claims like billiard chalk is the most abbrasive substance on earth.
 
If read pool forums much like this one, and post in threads like this one. :D

If you get into name calling with anonymous posters, you are a MASTER GOOGAN!
 
Googans? I don't see no stinkin' googans

If you hear of a scum-bag pimp runnin' a bunch of 14's....
..and you think he might play 1-pocket as good as Alex Pagulayan...
You just might be a Googan

If you see a sign that says *BRAKE FOR CHILDREN*...
...and you wonder when they'll get old enough to break for themselves..
You just might be a Googan

If you read about a guy named Ahab (who is looking for a whale)...
..and you think Ahab might be a pseudonym for Rudolph Wanderone..
You just might be a Googan
..hmm..some of you might not be old enough for that one...:embarrassed2:
 
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