You have inspired me to once again offer, on a limited basis only, my new and improved cue tip that is made of 17 laminated layers of the left butt cheek of a red marmoset. My proprietary salt curing process makes the playing characteristics of this tip unparalleled in terms of accuracy and quality. Additionally, this tip is on the bleeding edge of scientific advancement, as I have incorporated the latest wireless technology to enhance user experience. Let me tell you that no only does it play great, but it tastes great as well! What more can you ask for? To make this more attractive to prospective buyers, it is attractively priced at a mere $10 for the tip plus $299.99 for shipping and handling, which includes packaging in a teriyaki/brine solution and vacuum sealed for freshness.
Watch for more outstanding new products that include my new G-Spot Series Ultra Supremo Marvelito Anti-Gravity laminated shaft line. They are ribbed for pleasure and best of all, they are Kosher! Pricing to be determined...
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Kim