What Do You Make Of This?

9balllvr said:
you guys are cracking me up :) she made a play for you (a very obvious one) and when you didn't come over, probably thought you were not interested in her and was embarassed. don't sweat it, if you like her call and don't wait a week - i hate that guy rule.
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It's not a week - It's 6 days lol :D:D:D
(Swingers)

BVal
 
sometimes I read posts that make me glad to be an old (32 years) married guy. This is one of 'em! :D
 
All things will be made clear...

I think you need to take all that money you are spending on lessons and book a session on a couch in a nice dark room with some soft talking shrink.
It will probably improve both your sex life and your pool playing.:)
 
DrCue'sProtege said:
surprise! this isnt about a shot, or position, or a How To thread, or how i messed up again.

anyway, this gal calls me last night about 1130, i was already in bed. between 1130 and 3:30 this morning she called me four times. she even invited me to come up so we could lay in bed and just talk. it was an hours drive, so i told her it was too late, and i was too tired - which was the truth.

we were supposed to go to the drive in theater tonight, but she didnt call when she was supposed to, and then sent me a text msg cancelling due to still being at her sisters house and running late.

so, what do i do next? she looks pretty sexy, so i want to sort of hang in there without seeming like i am needy.

DCP
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This "crap" doesn't belong in the Main Section at all along with some of DCP's other posts. Nobody on planet earth cares if DCP scores or not.
 
Catahula said:
I think you need to take all that money you are spending on lessons and book a session on a couch in a nice dark room with some soft talking shrink.
It will probably improve both your sex life and your pool playing.:)
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funny you mention that, because Scott Lee told me this the other day:

"You have alot of shit in your head"

when i ran across that on the dvd i had a mouthful of food, and almost choked. i know everyone would hate if i expired.........:(

DCP
 
So why do you think Scott told you that?

What does it mean to you?

Do you agree with him?

What do you think choking on your food while watching the dvd represents?

Help me to help you... just do it quickly because our time is almost up.
 
DrCue'sProtege said:
surprise! this isnt about a shot, or position, or a How To thread, or how i messed up again.

anyway, this gal calls me last night about 1130, i was already in bed. between 1130 and 3:30 this morning she called me four times. she even invited me to come up so we could lay in bed and just talk. it was an hours drive, so i told her it was too late, and i was too tired - which was the truth.

we were supposed to go to the drive in theater tonight, but she didnt call when she was supposed to, and then sent me a text msg cancelling due to still being at her sisters house and running late.

so, what do i do next? she looks pretty sexy, so i want to sort of hang in there without seeming like i am needy.

DCP
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Okay DCP. Here we go.

I know I may have been a little rough on you in the past but let's move beyond that. Let's leave the past in the past and deal with this issue.

For starters, if a girl that "looks pretty sexy" (still laughing at that quote alone!) calls you late at night and asks you to come over to 'lay in bed and talk', you go. Even if you're gay you go. Straight guys know that there is an 80% chance the girl is drunk/high and horny as hell. Gay guys know that this means good pillow talk with a great friend. Now, you find this girl to be 'pretty sexy' so I'm going to assume you're straight. The fact that you told her you were too tired is absolutely unbelievable (and not in a good way).

It doesn't matter whether you had plans the next night. Best case scenario, you bang her twice in 24 hours. What's so horrible about that?! I'd sacrifice a night of good sleep for a tryst like that. Hell! If she really is 'pretty sexy' (:D ), I'd sacrifice a week of sleep!!!

Worst case scenario: you go over there and it all turns out to be a big tease. Maybe she just wanted to toy with your emotions. Maybe she just wanted to see if you would jump through hoops for her. Either way, if she doesn't put out and it all turns out to be a big let down, its still ok because now you know enough to cancel your plans for the following night!!! Now you can free up your time to go back to the pool hall and f*ck up countless more run-outs and come back here asking us why and what would you do, etc., etc.

Dude, if she wanted you to come over and lay in bed in the middle of the night, it was probably a test to see if you would. You just failed.

Sorry,
Brian
 
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I have to admit, I find myself reading these threads because I can't stand some of dcp's posts. I feel like a Howard Stern hater, someone who ends up listening to him more and more because I hate what he says and how he posts-- if that makes sense.

DCP - Call her up and tell her you'll make her your protege. If you're gonna post weird stuff like this, at least bang the girl, come back with details, and give us something to talk about.
 
Bordertown

How about just spend his lesson money on a trip down to a " bordertown" down by Mexico and visit one of the finer gentlemans clubs. Please say hello and a deeply felt thank you to LONG LEGS LAURA and HENRIETTA THE HUMAN HOOVER.
 
Grasshopper - Learn From The Divine Madman of Bhutan And His Thunderbolt

I can only refer you to The Sublime Life and Songs of Drukpa Kunley:D

http://www.keithdowman.net/books/dm.htm#Refuge

He taught through outrageous behavior and ribald humor in order to awaken the people he met to a higher awareness free from conventional morality and self-obsession. In particular he took his female friends and disciples along the path of sexual desire and relationship to free them from attachment to the illusory world and to awaken their buddha-nature.

The virgin finds pleasure in her rising desire,
The young tiger finds pleasure in his consummation,
The old man finds pleasure in his fertile memory:
That is the teaching on the Three Pleasures.
The bed is the workshop of sex,
And should be wide and comfortable;
The knee is the messenger of sex,
And should be sent up in advance;
The arm is the handle of sex,
And it should clasp her tightly;

A politician's joy is flattery,:D

The sign of a rich man is a tight fist,
The sign of an old man is a tight mind,
The sign of a nun is a tight vagina:
That is the teaching on the Three Constrictions.

You figure out what his Thunderbolt was:D
 
Hey guys! Pharaoh here.

Anyway, I need some advice. Last night, I was laying there thinking about all of the easy outs I have botched over the course of my life and all of a sudden, this hot chick calls me.

She says "Hi! I'm a hot chick. Come over and we can have crazy, hardcore animal sex all night long! The kind of sex that would make a hound-dog blush!"

Naturally, I did what any young man in his sexual peak would do:

I popped a sleeping pill and went to bed. I told her I wasn't interested when,in fact, I really was.

Do you think I did something wrong?!?!
 
pharaoh68 said:
Hey guys! Pharaoh here.

Anyway, I need some advice. Last night, I was laying there thinking about all of the easy outs I have botched over the course of my life and all of a sudden, this hot chick calls me.

She says "Hi! I'm a hot chick. Come over and we can have crazy, hardcore animal sex all night long! The kind of sex that would make a hound-dog blush!"

Naturally, I did what any young man in his sexual peak would do:

I popped a sleeping pill and went to bed. I told her I wasn't interested when,in fact, I really was.

Do you think I did something wrong?!?!
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Yes - You did not pop enough pills because you woke up this morning. LOL

BVal
 
DrCue'sProtege said:
surprise! this isnt about a shot, or position, or a How To thread, or how i messed up again.

anyway, this gal calls me last night about 1130, i was already in bed. between 1130 and 3:30 this morning she called me four times. she even invited me to come up so we could lay in bed and just talk. it was an hours drive, so i told her it was too late, and i was too tired - which was the truth.

we were supposed to go to the drive in theater tonight, but she didnt call when she was supposed to, and then sent me a text msg cancelling due to still being at her sisters house and running late.

so, what do i do next? she looks pretty sexy, so i want to sort of hang in there without seeming like i am needy.

DCP
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Listen... you already made it a point that she's sexy. Therefore, don't bother telling us you don't want to look needy.

Get thee to a florist, get some roses, and go get some condoms. It doesn't matter if you were telling the truth about being too tired.

Fred <~~~ and let's slide this one to NPR, shall we?
 
SpiderWebComm said:
I have to admit, I find myself reading these threads because I can't stand some of dcp's posts. I feel like a Howard Stern hater, someone who ends up listening to him more and more because I hate what he says and how he posts-- if that makes sense.

DCP - Call her up and tell her you'll make her your protege. If you're gonna post weird stuff like this, at least bang the girl, come back with details, and give us something to talk about.
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I have it the same way!!!!

DCP is turning into 8-ball bernie. Love him or hate him!
 
DrCue'sProtege said:
surprise! this isnt about a shot, or position, or a How To thread, or how i messed up again.

anyway, this gal calls me last night about 1130, i was already in bed. between 1130 and 3:30 this morning she called me four times. she even invited me to come up so we could lay in bed and just talk. it was an hours drive, so i told her it was too late, and i was too tired - which was the truth.

we were supposed to go to the drive in theater tonight, but she didnt call when she was supposed to, and then sent me a text msg cancelling due to still being at her sisters house and running late.

so, what do i do next? she looks pretty sexy, so i want to sort of hang in there without seeming like i am needy.

DCP
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Grief.... Sounds like someone f****d up by not getting out of bed and goin to lay some pipe. hehe..
 
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