What in the heck is this?
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Sounds oddly like a CIA / NSA / FBI profile. Perhaps he's a spy?
I love that pink shirt. :wub:
There's something funny, though, about that video. Why? It doesn't make sense. The video serves no purpose that I can understand.
Yeah, it sorta "reads" like those disclaimers at the end of pharmaceutical ads on TV:
"Send no money now. Ask your doctor or pharmacist. To prevent electric shock, do not open back panel. No user serviceable parts inside. You may or may not have additional rights which may vary from country to country. Not recommended for children under twelve years of age. Batteries not included. Limit 1 per customer. Does not come with any other figures. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Keep away from open flame or spark. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. All rights reserved. List each check separately by bank number. Contents may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. Parental discretion advised. No other warranty expressed or implied. Unauthorized copying of this video strictly prohibited. Do not read while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. In case of eye contact, flush with water. Subject to approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Shipping and handling extra. No animals were harmed in the production of this video. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition persists, consult your physician. Freshest if consumed before date on carton. Prices subject to change without notice. Times approximate. No postage necessary if mailed in Singapore. If swallowed, do not induce vomiting Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV. We reserve the right to limit quantities. One size fits all. Do not leave funds without collecting a receipt. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-active ingredients. Colours may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. This product is only warranted to the original retail purchaser or gift recipient. For office use only. Net weight before cooking. Not affiliated with the Red Cross. Surfaces should be clean of paint, grease, dirt, etc. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly. $2.98/min AE/V/MC. Post office will not deliver without postage. Simulated picture. List was current at time of printing. Penalty for private use. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Do not expose to direct sunlight. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental, or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error, or failure to perform. No Canadian coins. Do not puncture or incinerate empty container. See label for sequence. Prices subject to change without notice. Do not write below this line. Time lock safe, clerk cannot open. At participating locations only. Serial numbers must be visible. Align parts carefully, then bond. Falling rock zone. Keep out of reach of children. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your receipt. Check paper path. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Penalty for early withdrawal. Sign here without admitting guilt. No solicitors. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi. Storage temperature: -30 C (-22 F) to 40 C (104 F). Employees and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show. No purchase necessary. Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement. Extinguish all pilot lights. Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in well-ventilated areas. Replace with same type. Accessories sold separately. Booths for two or more. Check here if tax deductible. Keep away from fire or flame. Some equipment shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. Hard hat area. Prerecorded for this time zone. Reproduction strictly prohibited. Adults 18 and over only. Detach and keep for your reference. No alcohol, dogs, or horses. Demo package, not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before deciding. Driver does not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only. Record additional transactions on back of previous stub. This supersedes all previous notices. Tag not to be removed under penalty of law."
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Well, to those who know The Earthquake, the snapshot itself (ignoring the interminable blabbering) was a good point in his life.
He apparently looked clean (and sober).
Too bad the IPT never took off; I think it was The Earthquake's last real effort to come out of retirement.
Best wishes to him wherever he is.:wink:
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He wasn't "cleaned." Keith was adhering to the IPT dress code, as was your horse Thorsten.
Actually, I kind of prefer him scruffy. Putting pool players in suits is like putting whipped cream on a hot dog, as Buddy Hall would say.
He wasn't "cleaned." Keith was adhering to the IPT dress code, as was your horse Thorsten.
Actually, I kind of prefer him scruffy. Putting pool players in suits is like putting whipped cream on a hot dog, as Buddy Hall would say.
hmmm, minor nit: I believe proper attribution on that would go to Rudolf Walter Wanderone, Jr.
Carry on.
Lou Figueroa
My favorite suit on Keith was this blue jacket. It matched his eye color.
Shown here with our friend, Sandor Tot, at the IPT event in Vegas, July 2006.
The players were not allowed to be seen in public without their suits on at the IPT or they would be penalized. They did try hard to enforce the dress code. A few players were forfeited because they weren't wearing the correct shirt.
Shown here with our friend, Sandor Tot, at the IPT event in Vegas, July 2006.
The players were not allowed to be seen in public without their suits on at the IPT or they would be penalized. They did try hard to enforce the dress code. A few players were forfeited because they weren't wearing the correct shirt.
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This is without a doubt my least favorite video of Keith.
I agree. It's awful. They don't even complete sentence.
Actually, though, listening to that makes me feel like I have job security for a long time to come.
Wow! That is amazing. When I looked at it earlier today, the person who posted the video had over 6,000 videos online. I wonder if they were all taken from Wikipedia with a voice-activated audio.
