Mine is Professor. I got it on my first road trip to New York, where me and my boys were staying in a friend's apartment in Brooklyn (translated, that means she is from the West Indies too-Trinidad in particular), and she started calling me Professor because of my glasses, my books and my laptop. On about our fourth night there (we stayed for two weeks), after getting about 10 hours sleep during that time, I was in action in Chelsea and practically reeling around the table. The woman, who was there to sweat the action with us that night, said, in the inimitable Trinidadian style, "It look like de Professor tired, boy!" Some other players in the room heard the comment and it stuck. To this day, Spanish Pete will tease me with, "De Professor tired, boy!" and we both crack up laughing.