What would the saying be for "most interesting man in pool"??

[Bigtruck]

He put a package together and never missed again. Finally quit from boredom.

 

[pt109]

When he plays pool, he gives weight, weight.

I asked 'Interesting' for the 5.....
He broke a 10-ball into two perfect halves....
..and said "Which half do you want?":shocked:

 

[DogsPlayingPool]

He proof reads calculus text books for a hobby.

Now that one doesn't sound particularly interesting.
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He once ran 526..........racks!

 

[Matt90]

Oops Pardon

I did get a bit distracted on my first post by Lock n Load ,please forgive me .Ok so here's the best one I got :
His picture and logo are on Superman's pajamas

 

[Bigtruck]

"Efren wears shirts with his picture on them"

 

[Missing Link]

When we refer to "The Nuts" we are referring to HIS.

He makes the 8,9 and 10 balls every break during 14.1 for practice.

he uses the "London" bridge.

He will one day play Chuck Norris a set...we will call this Armageddon.

He broke the first rack. Ever. Science calls this "The Big Bang."

 

[Blue Hog ridr]

His fore skin doubles as a pool cue case.

Sorry, but what did you expect to happen with me and my tourette typing syndrome?

 

[cueandcushion]

I don't always talk to professional pool players, but when I do, I say get a job.:smile:

for the win.....

 

[flash5153]

"When you say 8 ball,,he runs the rails with a straw!"

 

[putt-putt44]

We have a winner,!!

His fore skin doubles as a pool cue case.

Sorry, but what did you expect to happen with me and my tourette typing syndrome?

Maybe I should've said ''Weiner''...!!

Best line yet buddy,,,,,,

''Bring the Funny'',,,,,,,Alan,,,,,,!

 

[mr ed5484r]

"When MIMIP plays Earl, Earl is speechless"
"When he plays Cliff, Cliff offers to lend him $100"

 

[thommy]

"When you say 8 ball,,he runs the rails with a straw!"

When you say 8 ball, he can run the rails WITHOUT a straw!!

 

[Lock N Load]

When you say 8 ball, he can run the rails WITHOUT a straw!!

Hey Thommy,
When you say 8 ball I am out! Unless you play 8 ball last pocket. He, He, he.
Many Regards,
Lock N load.

 

[thommy]

I'm not a big 8 ball fan either, bank last pocket might be fun tho

 

[Lock N Load]

I'm not a big 8 ball fan either, bank last pocket might be fun tho

Sure you are right, Thommy.
Many Regards,
Lock N Load.

 

[DawgAndy]

he plays one pocket...on a billiard table

he won the Mosconi Cup ..solo

Cuemakers hype him



Stay thirsty my friends

 

[hani]

He broke and ran Five racks in a row in One pocket

 

[hani]

With cue ball in the kitchen he can bank a ball on the spot in the side pocket with a 30 mph speed on a 6x12 table

 

[hani]

He can break and run any game >>>>>>> Blind folded

 

[hani]

He can make the 13 and the 8 in the same pocket in >>>>> One shot