What's the biggest lie you've ever heard...

Guy had a full case of break cues, playing cues and jump cues. As he was leaving after I whooped on him he pointed out that the guy that I lost money to the other day was a guy that he had beaten for big money.

Then he says, "...and by the way, these are just my PRACTICE cues. My real cues are at home."
 
richiebalto said:
The biggest lie of all time in pool is,i have not been playing!
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that's not the biggest that's just the most common. in my case it's always true!!!!!!

the biggest i've ever heard is some guy that's always broke and that i've seen go off swear he only books winners. "i win thousands main!!!!!!"
 
Luxury said:
Guy had a full case of break cues, playing cues and jump cues. As he was leaving after I whooped on him he pointed out that the guy that I lost money to the other day was a guy that he had beaten for big money.

Then he says, "...and by the way, these are just my PRACTICE cues. My real cues are at home."
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Practice cues!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHA i think we all know a guy like that. the guy who swears he can't play without his kamui tip on his new cue that's rounded off perfectly to the shape of a dime and maintained with a kamui gator cue and chalked with kamui chalk. the guy with the 500 dollar case the 1k+ cue and the 500+ break/jump cue that can't play a lick
 
I put myself through college playing pool.
He had no college degree and he was a D player.
 
Luxury said:
Guy had a full case of break cues, playing cues and jump cues. As he was leaving after I whooped on him he pointed out that the guy that I lost money to the other day was a guy that he had beaten for big money.

Then he says, "...and by the way, these are just my PRACTICE cues. My real cues are at home."
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In Texas that's called," All hat and no cows."
 
i called THAT shot, really i did


the shot> 8 ball 5 rails, kissed off every ball still on the table :eek:
 
richiebalto said:
The biggest lie of all time in pool is,i have not been playing!
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For sure -- but the strange thing I have come to believe over the years is that I really think that most of the time these guys honestly believe that they have not been playing (as much, that is) -- but they actually experience it as not playing. I.e., because they have only been playing say 3-5 times a week instead of their top game of seven days a week, they honestly think they "have not been playing".

It sure guts the meaning of saying it when it is true though.
 
Back in the day.....lolol!

Heads be killin me when talk about 'back in the day'.....yeah me and _________ used to make thousands back in the days. We would bet the whole pool room. Im lookin at this fool like, 'man, how old are you?' and they respond, 'im twenty-something..' the convo stops right there. There is no back in the day for you!!!! You aint old enough. Stop lying! Beat it! Scram!
Lolol! (for who it applies to)

peace

WUTANG
 
A guy that plays "lights out" at my poolhall always tells me that I'm too good for him to give up weight to me.

He obviously just doesn't wanna give up the weight because anybody that's seen me play knows I need it. LOL:D
 
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