Betcha it dudn't come out 'fore Christmas! Vids, either
Where's Glen Hancock (Therealkingcobra)?!?
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Betcha it dudn't come out 'fore Christmas! Vids, either
Glen is playing like he's not here, but you can bet money he is "glued" to this thread and what is being posted.
Which raises the question: Is this something that is recoverable? Or has he permanently slithered out of the public eye?
he'll be baaaack
He may be fixing up them rails right now and pop back in all of a sudden with some kind of far-fetched story in an attempt to redeem himself.
"Well, I was working diligently on them rails, day and night, and had them PERFECT. Did you hear that, man? I mean PERFECT."
"THEN, all of a sudden, a freaking earthquake hit and I was bowled over and knocked those PERFECT rails up against one of my worlld-famous cans of glue."
"And, lo and behold, they became stuck to the floor. Not in a way that would hurt them, but in a way where it took me until now to get them loose."
"I'm ready to deliver these rails now and show I wasn't lying. I left a little quarter-size bit of glue on the underside of one rails to show I'm on the up and up. If you want I can scrape it off before I deliver them. You know I like delivering stuff in PERFECT condition because I'm RKC, King of the Table."
(In hindsight, I think I've heard this story before or saw the movie.)
Since I made his shit list a few years ago, it doesn't matter. The rest of you can be sure he's making a new list of naysayers and when he does surface he will tell you all to tune your own f'in table. No respect, no recover, no glue.
Thank your lucky stars.
Thank your lucky stars.
Hahaha!
GLEN SET YOUR PROFILE TO INVISIBLE IF YOU ARE GOING TO COME LURK HERE ON AZB!!!!!!!
PS. I wish you no harm dude and I hope you are ok and set the op up soon.
I will be coming out the the, "Complete and Utter Bullshit" series. It will cover all things pool. Coming out in 2 weeks even, yeah.... thats the ticket. :thumbup:
Included in this series of tomes....
"How to Never Miss a Shot Again! - Aiming system of Champions"
"Unconventional Things you can do to Make Your Equipment WAAAAAAY Better! - Cue Maintenance for Dummies."
"Want to Run Hundreds of Balls? - A Table Gaffing Manual"
"Shoes for Players" - A collaboration with Foot Locker to bring your game up at least 6 balls.
"Tips - What your Tip says About You, and What it Means to Other Players."
"Dont Know What to do with the Ball? Lemme Show Ya" - a Projector system to beat all projector systems. No really. You NEEEEEEEEEED this.
This will be the first of many series I will be unleashing upon the forum first. Then if sales are good, the world. And once I have conquered the world, I will buy all the other continents and make pool their national pastime.
That is how you fix pool amigos :thumbup:
So Johnny, what's the latest? How are things going with Jerimy and your new rails? There are many well-wishers here who would appreciate an "update."
:bow-down::bow-down::bow-down:
I am so down! How much will this cost? I need to know all this stuff and more.
johnnyaims
Registered
Hello Everyone!
Thank you for keeping this thread alive.
I still haven't heard anything from Glen. The proverbial ball sit's in his court.
I'm "being still before the LORD and waiting patiently for him; not fretting when wrong carries out their wicked schemes." I'm "refraining from anger and turning from wrath; not fretting -- it leads only to evil." (Psalm 37:7-8)
As far as Jerimy, I haven't touched bases with him in a couple of weeks, but he assured me last time we talked that he'd take care of me as his time allows (which I'm very grateful for, and saddened that he's having to step in for what Glen should make right). I'm very confident Jerimy's fix to my "taken rails" will be more than anything I could have hoped for... And I'm looking forward to sharing photos, with everyone, of his skilled craftsmanship (of course if he deems fit) when my table is complete.
Greatest regards AZB forum!
This is bullshit. Tell me, do you condone & therefore support Glenn's actions?
Red rep to you, sir.
Thanks for the update!!
This is a very good update!
Not because you got your money and rails back, but because you have a great attitude and keep trusting the Lord !!
J. Chambers
Member
Its a little crazy busy at the shop right now, but I will do my best to get them finished and out to you asap.