I'm not an animal hater, but....
Of my several "Jack" stories, I enjoy this one the most..... Jack was in Baton Rouge back when Flyboy was doing all the *fun stuff* and all the players were coming through. Now, everyone knows I had no use for Jack. He and his Iguanas had been hanging around the pool room for several days when I pulled up in the parking lot with my friend and noticed the lizard in the car next to us. It was a little warm outside and the windows were down a bit but not really enough for it to get out. My friend and I talked about it and set about some fun..... I went in and mingled around until I was standing pretty close to Jack... once I was in position, she comes a running up to me and kinda freaking out.... starts babbling real loud that I gotta come see, come see..... I was like "what are talking about?" She's crying and all and begins telling me that she was backing out in the parking lot and felt like she ran over something.... got out to look and there is this HUGE ** LIZARD laying in the parking lot - OMG, I killed it!!!! Now, you would have had to have been there to see the look on his face....... priceless.
He takes off running outside and runs to the car, swings open the door and there is his precious.....very well and alive lizard. He looks back toward the pool room and there she is ..... flipping him off. Priceless...... I tell ya.... priceless. (BTW, no lizards were harmed in this story!)
Tammie Wesley-Jones
Of my several "Jack" stories, I enjoy this one the most..... Jack was in Baton Rouge back when Flyboy was doing all the *fun stuff* and all the players were coming through. Now, everyone knows I had no use for Jack. He and his Iguanas had been hanging around the pool room for several days when I pulled up in the parking lot with my friend and noticed the lizard in the car next to us. It was a little warm outside and the windows were down a bit but not really enough for it to get out. My friend and I talked about it and set about some fun..... I went in and mingled around until I was standing pretty close to Jack... once I was in position, she comes a running up to me and kinda freaking out.... starts babbling real loud that I gotta come see, come see..... I was like "what are talking about?" She's crying and all and begins telling me that she was backing out in the parking lot and felt like she ran over something.... got out to look and there is this HUGE ** LIZARD laying in the parking lot - OMG, I killed it!!!! Now, you would have had to have been there to see the look on his face....... priceless.


Tammie Wesley-Jones