Why did the chicken cross the road?

one of the all time best threads on AZB!!!!!


sorry i dont have one to add, i'm not so good at this type of humor but I love it.
 
jason said:
Why did the chicken cross the road?

WILLIEBETMORE:
To get to Betmore's basement.

EARL STRCKLAND:
That side of the road doens't have disrupting chicken fans with flash cameras.

JAM:
Thats what is wrong with American Chickens today. (insert pic of Earthquakes chicken legs here :p)

EARTHQUAKE:
Its like a nightmare crossing the road.

EFREN REYES:
I crossed the road and I guess I just got lucky. I can't say the same for the chicken.

MIKE MASSEY:
Okay, I will call the chicken off of two semi's, around the taxi, over the corvette and into the boot.

MR. WILSON:
I'm tired of telling you chickens, the NPR forum is on the other side of the road. And no more exposed chicken breasts.

MIKE SIGEL:
Yes the chicken got across the road, but I would have taken a different path.

KEVIN TRUDEAU:
That is the side of the road they didn't want the chicken to know about.
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He was glued to the baby.
 
Jason...This is one of the best threads I've ever seen here! Don't know how I missed it the first time...or the second...or even the third!:eek: Thank goodness I read it tonight. Your first couple of pages sent me to the floor, laughing so hard, I woke my wife up out of a sound sleep!:( Lucky I don't have to go sleep on the couch! :D Gotta tell ya, I cracked up at Doug's FL lines! (RIP Doug!:() Kudos to Neil and Joey in CA...you GOT me! LOL

Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com
 
Scott Lee said:
Jason...This is one of the best threads I've ever seen here! Don't know how I missed it the first time...or the second...or even the third!:eek: Thank goodness I read it tonight. Your first couple of pages sent me to the floor, laughing so hard, I woke my wife up out of a sound sleep!:( Lucky I don't have to go sleep on the couch! :D Gotta tell ya, I cracked up at Doug's FL lines! (RIP Doug!:() Kudos to Neil and Joey in CA...you GOT me! LOL

Scott Lee
www.poolknowledge.com
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This is one of the best all time threads on AZ, some of the jokes you have to know the people involved or you wont "get" them, Jason started this when the chicken jokes were all over the web, and ITS BACK!!!!! and were all having fun, I hope there are some new ones, there are alot of new people here since this thread was started. So there there has to be someone to pick on. ;).
 
Rubyron said:
CORNFED:
Bucktooth told me to tell that chicken to cross the road and COME GET SOME BIG $$$$$$$. Bucktooth will match up with any farm animal on the planet for BIG $$$$$$$. He is old and blind but he will still match up with any CHICKEN in the world for BIG $$$$$$. Tell that chicken the $100 window is open. BIG $$$$$$$!!!
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This is too funny after re-reading it. Sounds exactly like the thread we've been reading just recently! BIG EGGGGGGGS!!!!

http://forums.azbilliards.com/showthread.php?t=151821
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

POCKETPOINT:
To start another useless thread!


Folks, we have a lot of new material... let's hear 'em!
 
Seriously, why did the chicken cross the road?

Clyde Ellis:

Surely there's an ap that can accurately determine this.

Best,
Brian kc
 
jack justice: stay your ass on your side of the road and buid your kopy kat cases.

john barton : im crossing this road and proving i can build a case better than you.
 
Gotta confess

Don't know why the chicken would ever cross the road.
The road always dealt on the square with him.

Damn double-crossin' no-good #$@*&% chicken!!!!!!:angry:

Oh.....sorry KC...wasn't talkin' 'bout you...:eek:
...some of my best friends are chickens....honest....:sorry:
 
Changing the words a bit...

Why did (insert name you do not like) cross the road?...because his d*ck was stuck in a chicken.
 
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