Worst or gayest pool things ever

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Nine Ball said:
The GLOVE is gay my friend... :D
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So, since the glove is gay, does that mean the person playing is also, or can't play at all or both?

If th answer to either of those choices is yes, on behalf of the forum, sorry John Schmidt.

JMD
 
Gregg said:
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Yes, this is the gayest thing ever. Right along side is the cue with the flickering light in the butt.

Gloves? Well, when you do use a house cue, and the dern shaft has 1/2 inch of lacquer, you'd better have a glove handy.
House cues? Well, from what I understand, Bugs Rucker almost always played with one off the wall.

So, if John Shmidt or Charlie Bryant walks in, puts on a glove, and grabs a cue off the wall; just remember to call them gay as they walk out with all of your cash.
 
JMD in VA said:
So, since the glove is gay, does that mean the person playing is also, or can't play at all or both?

If th answer to either of those choices is yes, on behalf of the forum, sorry John Schmidt.

JMD
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Sorry too, to Mike Davis.

Flex
 
Back in the early 60's when I lived in the poolroom, we all used house cues. We better players had cues the owner reserved for us that he kept on a special rack behind the counter. When this dude started coming in with his little hard case and a cute little two piece cue with the fancy points on it, we all figured he was light in his loafers.
 
From another thread, these all wear gloves, some frequently, others at times:

Ryan McCreesh, Mike Davis, Raj Hundal, John Schmidt, Rodney Morris, Earl...
 
Doug.... you are the best! :D Great post and link.

Bnal... if you didn't mean this thread to be insulting you dammed sure should have known it would be. You're old enough that you should know better but if you havn't learned by now I guess you're not going to.
 
Gold cloth! AWFUL!

Cues with a laser sight on them. DUMB!

7-Ball. Stupidest game ever!

I used to think the Measles cue ball was a joke and now I swear by it.
 
BazookaJoe said:
So, if John Shmidt or Charlie Bryant walks in, puts on a glove, and grabs a cue off the wall; just remember to call them gay as they walk out with all of your cash.
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I've seen John Shmidt play; about the only thing I could do is call him gay, since my efforts at the table would be worthless.
 
JoeyInCali said:
It's a slang used for really stupid things.
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bnall said:
Thanks Joey. Thats what I ment.
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WOW!!!!! I'm glad we've cleared up that gay = stupid now!

I know you didn't mean it as bigotry, and I know it's used as slang frequently, but this is awful. This is really awful.

Everyone in this thread and who reads this, the word gay means homosexual. It should not mean stupid, or "different and wrong", or immoral, or generally bad. To use it in this meaning it to equate these things with homosexuality. To equate homosexuality with stupidness/wrongness/immorality is to act as a bigot. To act as a bigot knowingly and purposely is to be, by my definition and I certainly hope I'm not alone, a bad person.

So now that you all know what the use of this term in this manner really is, you now have a choice of whether to be a bad person or not. I hope you'll choose wisely before using this "accepted slang" ever again.

-Andrew
 
I feel that the glove is also a gay thing or Queer if you have to be PC, but that I guess is just because I am not in touch with my fem side and I dont get paid to wear it. Why in the heck would you need it in the first place unless you are lotion king or something? If a bar cue is that bad I will be the powder king before I wear one.

I only wear one type of glove and it is made by TROJAN!!
 
PROG8R said:
Why in the heck would you need it in the first place?
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Why use one? When the humidity is high, the cue stick will crab. The glove either eliminates or reduces the problem.
 
Flex said:
Why use one? When the humidity is high, the cue stick will crab. The glove either eliminates or reduces the problem.
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Hey, how did we go from GAY to CRABS?

Now I feel itchy.:(

Jimmy
 
By far the lamest thing in pool is........

JOINT PROTECTORS.

As far as I can tell after 15 solid years in the game, they do nothing but waste time and get lost. I used them for about one week before they made me want to rip my hair out. Then I threw them as far as I could into an empty parking lot.

- Steve
 
Smorgass Bored said:
Well, I'm a big fellow, so when I went into the bathroom at Planet 9-Ball, my foot accidently touched the foot of the fellow in the next stall. I reached under the partition to shake his hand and offer to play some one hole with him when he had finished in the men's room.
When he finally came out, he walked up to me and introduced himself as Chinguuk, the ESKIMO.
Then, he broke out into this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPcYrmMNRCg

Doug
( we ended up playing 8 ball and then going out to dinner. turns out that he had NO money and I paid for everything. I HATE Eskimos ) :)



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In the words of Ronald Reagan "There you go again!!! :D
 
Some pool halls have tables too close to each other, therefore a lot of possible male ass/cue stick collisions.
 
Inzombiac said:
Oh sweet jesus... this picture made me shudder
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I think I saw that thing on a site I visited the other day with morally questionable ladies, only they weren't playing pool.
 
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