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Mike hangs his on his luggage since he travels so much.
Mike hangs his on his luggage since he travels so much.
You can do what with that keychain?
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Instead of a glove, use your AZBilliards keychain tag to slap someone
You can slap someone silly with it! Just insert your middle finger through the keyring, clench into a loose fist (with the AZB tag facing outside the fist), and with a loose side-to-side flopping of the wrist, you can give someone "the side-to-side glove treatment" across the cheeks. It makes a nice smacking sound.
DISCLAIMER: author is not responsible for the power of suggestion in promoting violence, lest he be the subject of some "AZBilliards keychain tag glove treatment".
J/K,
-Sean
You can slap someone silly with it! Just insert your middle finger through the keyring, clench into a loose fist (with the AZB tag facing outside the fist), and with a loose side-to-side flopping of the wrist, you can give someone "the side-to-side glove treatment" across the cheeks. It makes a nice smacking sound.
DISCLAIMER: author is not responsible for the power of suggestion in promoting violence, lest he be the subject of some "AZBilliards keychain tag glove treatment".
J/K,
-Sean
Makes a nice fly-swatter
Here's an idea for those in areas where airborne insects are a problem -- the AZBilliards keychain makes a nice fly-swatter!
Just get a large wooden Popsicle stick, or a wood tongue depressor, and insert the tip of it into/between the spiral ring of the keychain (you'll have to pry the spiral ring apart a bit, just enough to insert the tip of the Popsicle stick or tongue depressor, and let the keychain's ring clamp down upon it firmly).
Next, grab the Popsicle stick / tongue depressor at the other end, and holding it straight up in the air (with the AZBilliards tag hanging down behind it), bring it down sharply upon the offending critter, such that the tag swings up, over, and down with a loud SMACK!!
The vinyl of the tag is easily cleaned, with the flattened critter carcasses washing away under running hot water.
Ron Popeil -- eat your heart out! It's the AZBilliards Pocket Pest Pulverizer[tm]!
J/K,
-Sean
Here's an idea for those in areas where airborne insects are a problem -- the AZBilliards keychain makes a nice fly-swatter!
Just get a large wooden Popsicle stick, or a wood tongue depressor, and insert the tip of it into/between the spiral ring of the keychain (you'll have to pry the spiral ring apart a bit, just enough to insert the tip of the Popsicle stick or tongue depressor, and let the keychain's ring clamp down upon it firmly).
Next, grab the Popsicle stick / tongue depressor at the other end, and holding it straight up in the air (with the AZBilliards tag hanging down behind it), bring it down sharply upon the offending critter, such that the tag swings up, over, and down with a loud SMACK!!
The vinyl of the tag is easily cleaned, with the flattened critter carcasses washing away under running hot water.
Ron Popeil -- eat your heart out! It's the AZBilliards Pocket Pest Pulverizer[tm]!
J/K,
-Sean
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The AZBilliards keychain shoehorn!
Ah, just thought of another one -- the AZBilliards keychain shoehorn! To use, just hold the keychain's ring, insert the vinyl tag inside the shoe, leaning against the shoe's back (tag logo facing into the shoe's back -- the backside of the tag is actually more "slippery" for your foot) and insert foot. If you've socks on, you'll find that your foot will slip right into the shoe, and you can then slide the AZBilliards tag out from between your foot and the back of the shoe. The soft (but firm) vinyl conforms to the curved shape of the shoe's back, is kind to the feet, and makes a perfect shoehorn!
The AZBilliards Super Slicky Shoehorn[tm]! (I thought of it first, Ron Popeil!)
-Sean
Ah, just thought of another one -- the AZBilliards keychain shoehorn! To use, just hold the keychain's ring, insert the vinyl tag inside the shoe, leaning against the shoe's back (tag logo facing into the shoe's back -- the backside of the tag is actually more "slippery" for your foot) and insert foot. If you've socks on, you'll find that your foot will slip right into the shoe, and you can then slide the AZBilliards tag out from between your foot and the back of the shoe. The soft (but firm) vinyl conforms to the curved shape of the shoe's back, is kind to the feet, and makes a perfect shoehorn!
The AZBilliards Super Slicky Shoehorn[tm]! (I thought of it first, Ron Popeil!)
-Sean
Here is where you can post your ideas of what to do or where to hang your keychain. Give us some ideas. (KEEP IT CLEAN)
Mike hangs his on his luggage since he travels so much.
I give them away to friends in hopes of trying to get them to join AZB because its a great resource that I think others that are interested in pool should know about and use.
Here is where you can post your ideas of what to do or where to hang your keychain. Give us some ideas. (KEEP IT CLEAN)
Mike hangs his on his luggage since he travels so much.
Well, pooh.....I cant comment on where I hang mine
I like to slide mine over the ferrule of my predator shaft until it gets real tight. Then I tap it just a little bit farther so it depresses the shaft wood enough so that it will not come off during normal play. I only inhibits my stroke on a few shots but you will eventually learn to make a longer or shorter bridge to get by.
I am using mine to save the rainforest.
You all know the players who needs to illustrate all their bad luck in a previous game - using a pen and paper, or worse, a napkin to draw their dribbles and try to illustrate how the shot really was?
Now, I just let them point at the keychain, showing me how the balls were laying. Then I can just nod now and then, pretending to be listening. And I have strapped the keychain to my cuecase for easy access.
You all know the players who needs to illustrate all their bad luck in a previous game - using a pen and paper, or worse, a napkin to draw their dribbles and try to illustrate how the shot really was?
Now, I just let them point at the keychain, showing me how the balls were laying. Then I can just nod now and then, pretending to be listening. And I have strapped the keychain to my cuecase for easy access.
AZBilliards Keychain
I put my keychain I received today in the mail on the zipper of my cue case, it LQQKS good too!:grin-square:
Thank You!
David Harcrow
Here is where you can post your ideas of what to do or where to hang your keychain. Give us some ideas. (KEEP IT CLEAN)
Mike hangs his on his luggage since he travels so much.
I put my keychain I received today in the mail on the zipper of my cue case, it LQQKS good too!:grin-square:
Thank You!
David Harcrow