You might be a Redneck if...

[8up]

Monday night a went to shoot. My team captain shows up and I asked him if he wanted to play a few races to 5 for $10. He says I would but I am short on funds because I just had our hog made into sausage.

Now would you believe that excuse was not even the funny part.

We played 3 sets and I took home fresh pork sausage

So here it is .... You might be a Redneck if you have ever went looking for cheap 8 ball action and came home with Fresh pork sausage

 

[JohnPT]

lol that is classic.

 

[ShootingArts]

traded for a hog once

Monday night a went to shoot. My team captain shows up and I asked him if he wanted to play a few races to 5 for $10. He says I would but I am short on funds because I just had our hog made into sausage.

Now would you believe that excuse was not even the funny part.

We played 3 sets and I took home fresh pork sausage

So here it is .... You might be a Redneck if you have ever went looking for cheap 8 ball action and came home with Fresh pork sausage

I traded an automatic transmission for a hog once. There was some boot involved and as expected I never saw the cash. Roasted the pig the next day though and I only had $10 in the transmission!

Hu

 

[manwon]

Monday night a went to shoot. My team captain shows up and I asked him if he wanted to play a few races to 5 for $10. He says I would but I am short on funds because I just had our hog made into sausage.

Now would you believe that excuse was not even the funny part.

We played 3 sets and I took home fresh pork sausage

So here it is .... You might be a Redneck if you have ever went looking for cheap 8 ball action and came home with Fresh pork sausage

You may be a Red neck if you are related to this guy!!!!!

 

[TXsouthpaw]

Played someone for some fresh shrimp once. Won and had shrimp cocktails for a week. :thumbup:
Guess thats what u get when u live on the gulf coast.

 

[FarmerTed111]

You may be a Red neck if you are related to this guy!!!!!

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What would you be if you are that guy?

 

[manwon]

What would you be if you are that guy?

I suspect that I were that guy I would be a toothless Red neck, what would you be!!!:smile:

 

[crawfish]

Me and Brian Ezell were in Virginia once and busted a guy. Then, won two shotguns he had in his truck. One of the funniest stories I've ever told. It is included in "Clouded, A Collection of Tales and Billiards".

 

[12310bch]

You may be a Red neck if you are related to this guy!!!!!

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That's my brother. I keep telling him he looks like an idiot with
his cap turned sideways.

 

[FarmerTed111]

I suspect that I were that guy I would be a toothless Red neck, what would you be!!!:smile:

I don't know. I thought maybe that guy transcended the label/idea of redneck.

He's not toothless.

 

[Blue Hog ridr]

A guys gotta eat, so you win $30 and turn that into some gut bombs from Rotten Ronnie's or you get 30 bucks worth of good sausage.
Yer definitely on the way to Red Neck Ville tho.

 

[tshughes]

You may be a Red neck if you are related to this guy!!!!!

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Hey ya'll it's my uncle cletus.......how ye get his pikchur?

 

[softshot]

I suspect that I were that guy I would be a toothless Red neck, what would you be!!!:smile:

did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

if it was invented anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush..:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

 

[8Ball48043]

did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?

if it was invented anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush..:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

Good one!!!!!!

 

[manwon]

I don't know. I thought maybe that guy transcended the label/idea of redneck.

He's not toothless.

Your right he isn't toothless, but he can eat Spaghetti through a Screen door!!!!!:smile:

 

[manwon]

Hey ya'll it's my uncle cletus.......how ye get his pikchur?

I found it on America's most wanted website, they said he was a cannibal, is that true!!!!!

 

[8up]

Played someone for some fresh shrimp once. Won and had shrimp cocktails for a week. :thumbup:
Guess thats what u get when u live on the gulf coast.

Dang I'd rather have the shrimp.:smile:

 

[Beer:30]

I found it on America's most wanted website, they said he was a cannibal, is that true!!!!!

Couldn't be a very good cannibal as skinny as he is.

 

[manwon]

Couldn't be a very good cannibal as skinny as he is.

I think his biggest problem is properly chewing his food!!!!!

 

[cookie man]

Hey ya'll it's my uncle cletus.......how ye get his pikchur?

It was next to yours in some family album we found,lol.