Why Alabama? We are 48th in everything, thank goodness for Mississippi and Louisiana. At least we aren't going any lower.
You might be a Redneck if...
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Why Alabama? We are 48th in everything, thank goodness for Mississippi and Louisiana. At least we aren't going any lower.
If you have a matching set of salad bowls...and they all say "Cool Whip", then you might be a redneck. :smile:
Hey, that guy was the technical advisior on the set of the
movie 'DELIVERENCE'.
movie 'DELIVERENCE'.
Funny story 8. You might be a redneck if this is your fire alarm. 
Funny story 8. You might be a redneck if this is your fire alarm.
I never thought about buying that for a fire alarm! That is so much cheaper than the ones I bought!
You might be a redneck pool player if -
- Use a jump cue as a short cue becase the urinal blocks the end of the table.
- Your dining table light has 'Budweiser' written on the side.
- On call shot you can call more than one pocket.
- You bought the measel ball because it matches your wallpaper.
- You bought the ass weights because Joe Rogan recommended them ... and they worked real well, and your wife didn't much complain neither.
- You woke up after league night with no memory of why you have a black eye and a hickey, but can't wait until next week.
- You sanded off the "Ginacue" scribbled on the forearm because you don't want some girl's name on your cue, and you're afraid she might try to get it back too.
- One of your children was born on a pool table... at the local grocery store.
- You don't need a cue case because your cues, balls, chalk, jumper cables, and snuff all fit real fine in your overalls.
Chris
- Use a jump cue as a short cue becase the urinal blocks the end of the table.
- Your dining table light has 'Budweiser' written on the side.
- On call shot you can call more than one pocket.
- You bought the measel ball because it matches your wallpaper.
- You bought the ass weights because Joe Rogan recommended them ... and they worked real well, and your wife didn't much complain neither.
- You woke up after league night with no memory of why you have a black eye and a hickey, but can't wait until next week.
- You sanded off the "Ginacue" scribbled on the forearm because you don't want some girl's name on your cue, and you're afraid she might try to get it back too.
- One of your children was born on a pool table... at the local grocery store.
- You don't need a cue case because your cues, balls, chalk, jumper cables, and snuff all fit real fine in your overalls.
Chris
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"Redneck" stereotype
Pejorative references regarding "rednecks" reflect an anti-working class bias.
The term is traced back to the march by an army of miners who marched to assist their brothers in their struggle against thugs who were organized by management with the assistance of the state to break the UMW.
The state even deployed planes to drop bombs & dynamite on the miners.
The miners were massacred in the famous battle at Blair Mountain.
The term "redneck" is associated with the red bandannas worn by the miners to identify themselves.
It is ironic that so many NPR members who protest "statism" & oppression of the working class perpetuate the negative "redneck" stereotype.
Pejorative references regarding "rednecks" reflect an anti-working class bias.
The term is traced back to the march by an army of miners who marched to assist their brothers in their struggle against thugs who were organized by management with the assistance of the state to break the UMW.
The state even deployed planes to drop bombs & dynamite on the miners.
The miners were massacred in the famous battle at Blair Mountain.
The term "redneck" is associated with the red bandannas worn by the miners to identify themselves.
It is ironic that so many NPR members who protest "statism" & oppression of the working class perpetuate the negative "redneck" stereotype.
I can't help it. I are a redneck and breeding chillun is one of the things we do best!
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Hes got one huge tooth and I bet he can make large lines in a cob of corn.
I agree about the negative stereotype. But this post was about me and I would consider myself a redneck. I consider it a way of life kinda. A redneck is like a Good ol boy. He works hard and plays hard and will help you out of a bind. He is more concerned with enjoying life then than worrying what someone else might think of how he lives it. He might have a truck that looks like it belongs on the scrap heap yet it is reliable so he drives it and spends his money on something he can enjoy(pool table). He might live in the south but even Canada has rednecks.
Junkies and degenerates live in every state and country as well.
I'll tell you this quick story that actually happened and was told to me by a older lady in Florence, Alabama. We were doing a exhibition there and the old lady saw my shirts it says CSI (Cue Sports International) She Says "Oh we were going to have one of those CSI shows here in town you know like they do in LA and Vegas etc?" I said "Really?" She old me they had to cancel it. I asked why and she said "Because nobody has any dental records and all the DNA is the same so they couldn't do it" Maybe it was because it came from this little old lady who had one tooth and went by the name Juanita 
but I about fell over laughing.
but I about fell over laughing.
Would I be considered a redneck if I knew the lyrics to dueling banjos by heart.
Or refer to Wierd Al Yakovic to be the Cledus Judd of pop music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xfTx_MSxQY
Or refer to Wierd Al Yakovic to be the Cledus Judd of pop music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xfTx_MSxQY
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If you take your cue butt fishing to knock out the fish.
I think the stuff in billiard chalk today isn't chalk, it's silica. It was chalk back in the day when that french guy invented spin. I don't see why it shouldn't work. Real chalk would probably wear the balls and cloth less than silica.