Great thread. So many funny stories to share, but I will tell about the first time I ever got to play a real pro.
It was at my first Eurotour event, must have been back in 2005. I was playing in the lower division in Norway, but since I was obsessed with pool and played many hours every day, I wanted to go to an Eurotour just to see what it was like, so I joined 5 other Norwegians and travelled to Gent in Belgium.
My first opponent had just a month or so earlier won the European 8-ball Championships, won the European 9-ball Championships and finish 3rd in the European 14-1 Championships. No doubt, he was the man to beat in this event, and his name was Alex Lely from the Netherlands. The Plague from the Hague. (Unfortunately he has quit playing pool now)
I've never been more nervous in my whole life, and couldn't make two balls in a row. I even missed an easy 9 that was about 1 feet away from the pocket.
To make it even more embarassing, I had the text "World Champion 2009" written with big white letters all over my cue. (I'm an ambitious guy)
Alex was class act, and talked with me for a few minutes after the match, encouraging me to keep playing Eurotours etc. Then he finished off with pointing at my cue, smiled and said something like "maybe I'll go for 2008 then"
(I would definitely have made my goal and been World 9-ball Champ in 2009, but unfortunately the event was cancelled that year, and now I have quit playing pool)
Still it was a decent Eurotour for the Norwegians, with a 3rd, 5th, 9th and 17th, 33rd and me on 129th or something.