Story #9 - I Gotcha
The guys at the Billiard Palace had tagged him with the nickname, “2700 Dollar John,” because he was always bragging about his cue, showing off its diamond inlays and telling people how much it had cost him. It was late one night and I was, as usual, sitting on the sidelines sweating the action. From across the room, I heard John holler, “Hey, Robin! I’ve got a game for you!”
Oh, man….finally! In action!
John pointed to an older guy I’d never seen before. He said he’d made a good game for me and was going to stake me.
I jumped up, grabbed a rack of balls and we began to play nine ball – race to five for twenty dollars. I was really nervous but I was focused. Hey, this was my time to shine! I’d show them I could play too! I’d show them I could get the cash…
The guy made a couple balls and then he missed. I stood up to shoot but before I could get to the table, he grabbed the ball and put it in the pocket!
He looked straight at me and said, “I gotcha!”
I couldn’t believe it! I looked at it him and said, “What? What are you doing?!!!” I was really upset! He was putting a move on me and I didn’t like it one bit.
He laughed and said again, “Oh, yeah...I gotcha.”
I turned around and looked at John but he just nodded and said, “Its okay, Robin. Let him shoot - you’ll get him.”
Finally, it was my shot. I made a couple balls and then I missed. I thought to myself, “This guy isn’t going to get the best of me…”
I grabbed the ball, dropped it in the pocket, looked at him and said, “I gotcha.”
Right away, he said, “Oh, no…you can only do that on even numbered balls!”
Embarrassed that I’d even considered picking up a ball I’d missed and then hearing there were rules to go with it just made me even hotter! I thought, “I’m going to bust this guy!!!” I glared at the guy, and then looked over at my stake horse and, once again John said, “Don't worry about it, Robin. Go ahead and let him shoot,” so I sat down.
The guy made a few balls and then hooked himself. He looked right at me and said, “I'm going to use fingers.” He put his hand on the table and moved the cue ball the width of his hand and out from behind the blocking ball.
Again, the guy looked me straight in the eye. “That's how we play in New York.”
Steaming, I looked to John for help and again, he said, “Robin, let it go.”
The set was going by fast, I was losing and I wasn't happy about it at all. He got to the hill and walked around the table to shoot the winning ball. He got down to shoot and suddenly stood up and said, “King, get the ball!” and from out of nowhere, a dog jumped up on the table, grabbed the nine ball, jumped back down and took off!
Finally, the lights went on and I realized the joke was on me. The Palace was packed that night. I was so engrossed in the game, I had no idea that every eye in the place was on my table. Once King took off with the ball, the whole room cracked up.
The guy called the dog and King jumped back on the table put the nine back in almost the exact same spot and jumped back down. He turned to me and said, “Five rails. Corner pocket,” got down and shot.
Yep, five rails around the table and the ball dropped into the corner pocket to beat me. He reached into his pocket and took out a little newspaper clipping. I'd been playing Johnny Ervolino, New York State Champion - a friend of 2700 Dollar John. Oh, man…!!!
I was 14 or15 at the time