Advice for ADHD Player vs Slow Player
- By ShootingArts
- Main Forum
- 45 Replies
I will add this: when i was playing a lot of pool the use of 'chemical inspiration' was quite common, even with champion-speed players. . It was VERY rare that you had to fade a slow player. Seemed like everyone was a tad 'above the sped limit'.
Some friends were coating the roof of a large shopping center with a miracle goop to stop leaks, heal the sick, raise the dead! They got ahold of some speed pills and the brooms were flying since you swept this stuff on with a lightweight broom. I was talking to the man who owned the company when his son came up. "We are really getting it today, aren't we?"
"Brooms are flying, but none of you are moving your feet!" I looked at the entire crew. They were sweeping ninety miles an hour but their shoes and feet all had been well painted with the roofing goop. Reminded me of how a friend described a racehorse. A local lawyer had been there when the first foal from a test breeding for Secretariat hit the ground. The mare was nothing at all, just an old mare that happened to be in heat at a convenient time. The lawyer whipped out a quarter million and when the foal was old enough he brought it home. Early testing revealed an awful fact. As my friend put it gently, "that foal can't run fast enough to scatter it's own crap!" Roland was always the tactful one!
Hu
