Operator,get me Professor Abraham Van Helsing immediately.Tell him it's urgent...
VH : Van Helsing speaking.What can I do for you.
There is a filthy beast who stalks UStream chatrooms,goes by the name SC5.Nobody knows if it's a he or a she or a shemale or it could be something much worse.
VH : I thought I slayed the last of the Vampires years ago and I am running low on stakes right now.It sounds like some kind of hybrid.it could be a fusion of a Vampire,Werewolf,Frankenstein Mummy thing.It could be a government experiment that went horribly wrong.When was the last recorded sighting of SC5.
The other week at The Canadian Championships, another name was mentioned as well.
VH : We must act fast before they inter breed.There is no time to waste.I shall pack my bag.A cross,holy water,mirror,stakes,mallet,hand pistol and silver bullets,taser gun,some ancient Egyptian scriptures.Meet you at Edinburgh Castle.