The WAR against Corona Virus has begun . It is a fight against the invisble , unseen enemy , where is he ? Nobody knows . We shall fight it on the beech , sorry wrong speech PM Boris 'Bonkers' Johnson is the first World Leader to be quarantined . WTF are we gonna do now without Bonkers Boris ? The world awaits.....
How dare you how dare you.....back in the queue Greta 'New Mother Thereasa' we , Planet Earth have to Self Isolate until this Corona Virus is over , now go and do us a favour and go and find a boyfriend girl !
Gerald Church
Admin · 1 min
News Flash , PM Boris Johnson broadcast live from 10 Downing Street straight to Top Of The Pops :
Ich habe Husten und Niesen, jetzt verpasse ich drei Wochen, während ich mich sieben Tage ausruhe. Sie erhalten 94,25 £ pro Woche, wenn ich meine Millionen zähle. Unterzeichnete PM Boris 'Bonkers' Johnson.