I'm sick of these sayings. If I hear them just once more.....

crawfish

crawfish

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Please, for the love of God, come up with something more original than these beat up phrases.

"Play lights out"....first of all, what the does this mean, and second, please stop saying it every sentence.

"Hits a ton" Do we really want a cue to hit like a ton?

"He's a solid player" What the hell level does this represent?



Feel free to add some of the annoying ones........
 
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"He needs weight." How much, ten pounds? Twenty?

"Nice try." Only said when you miss.

"I can get out from here." Well go ahead and leave then.

"You want to step outside." Sure, just close the door on your way out.
 
Ones I hate are "How do I like it" usually said by the person who realized the are getting the worst of a bet.

Another one is "He plays jam up"....never got this phrase but pretty sure there are better ways to describe a great player.

I also dont like pirates.
 
mikeyfrost said:
Ones I hate are "How do I like it" usually said by the person who realized the are getting the worst of a bet.

Another one is "He plays jam up"....never got this phrase but pretty sure there are better ways to describe a great player.

I also dont like pirates.
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Oh yeah, I forgot "jam up". Wow, if I never hear that crap again.

How about "Really, (insert own name here), Really?" That's one that is gonna make me kill something that's still breathing.

Oh, and the guy that is watching on the sideline after one miss in four games "I woulda done _ _ _ _" Really, get YOUR ass up there then.
 
Another phrase I really hate is "You wanna play some 8 Ball?"....the answer should almost always be no to that question unless the equipment is brutal.
 
I hate when my opponent scratches, leaves me two easy balls on the table, and then says, "Nice out." after I clear them.

It makes me feel like he's being a smartass and sometimes it's hard to tell.
 
Here's one... "I can't come to your room and play because I have my kids this weekend".

I hear that all the time. :(

eric
 
crawfish said:
Please, for the love of God, come up with something more original than these beat up phrases.

"Play lights out"....first of all, what the fu@$ does this mean, and second, please stop saying it every sentence.

"Hits a ton" Do we really want a cue to hit like a ton?

"He's a solid player" What the hell level does this represent?



Feel free to add some of the annoying ones........
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When uo get a dead ball playing one pocket and make it and they say, that's way too strong. Hell, it's the easiest shot in the game!
 
Drater said:
Here's one... "I can't come to your room and play because I have my kids this weekend".

I hear that all the time. :(

eric
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Don't worry my youthful, yet shallow friend, I leave here before 5:00 o'clock today. I will be heading west. I'll be the one offering you the eight.
 
3 pack, 4 pack, 5 pack. People on here need to realize packs start at 6. If you break and run 5, that is all you did. When you break and run 6, you can say you had a 6 pack.
 
crawfish said:
Don't worry my youthful, yet shallow friend, I leave here before 5:00 o'clock today. I will be heading west. I'll be the one offering you the eight.
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Start with the seven. Last time I was in my room I almost died. Yes, I want sympathy.

Are you really coming up tonight? Let me know so I'll be there.

eric
 
Drater said:
Start with the seven. Last time I was in my room I almost died. Yes, I want sympathy.

Are you really coming up tonight? Let me know so I'll be there.

eric
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Sorry about the car through the front door thing eric. Crawfish paid me off so he could buy a little time....lol!!
Good Luck:grin:
 
Never been crazy about the term "world beater".

Beating eggs in different parts of the world?
 
How many times have you heard a variation on this one?

"Hey man, really, I haven't been playing at all, I haven't hit a ball in months."
 
Drater said:
Start with the seven. Last time I was in my room I almost died. Yes, I want sympathy.

Are you really coming up tonight? Let me know so I'll be there.

eric
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Oh, I'm coming. Start drinking for your nerves now. You do know how embarrassing it's gonna be to get beat in your own poolroom with the eight, don't you?
 
Monster Player - What did Godzilla use it

Stiff Hit - Yeah it's stiff IT'S FREAKING WOOD, what the hell does that tell anyone anyway

10 dimes - Why??? Why not just say $10K, it's shorter and makes more sense, also why when everyone gets in a argument on here...it's always "I'll bet 10 dimes that my blah blah blah, seriously I have the money now post up"

Speaking of which -- Post up - What you need a telephone pole?

He plays lights out - So he likes playing in the dark...

Jim
 
"I just try to avoid bank shots."

Oh well then show me all the guys that never LEAVE you bank shots cuz I want to play them.
 
"Watch out for me, I'm playing off the charts."

There are so many Poolology cliches that it boggles the mind.

Most, I suspect, were coined as tools of intimidation and only work their
magic IF the opponent buys into the bulls**t.
 
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