You Ain't Seen Nothin Yet
LOL LOL.
Does it come in a Low Deflection Model as well ?????
Oh, better than that, Steve. The next generation will contain a laser-guided adjustment mechanism which will read how much english you're putting on the ball and how far the object ball is from the cue ball. Then, depending on the power you have dialed in, the new "squirt meter" will tell you how much to adjust your aim (half-ball, quarter-ball, etc.).
The third generation will make the second generation obsolete. It will provide a rifle-like scope where a little red dot will appear on the object ball to show you where to put the cross-hairs.
The fourth generation will provide a small touch-screen computer screen where you can indicate where you'd like the cue ball to end up after making the shot.
The fifth generation, which we're still working on, will read the entire table and calculate a straight pool sequence for the rack. We hope to guarantee every purchaser a 527 ball run every inning. You can also set the computer for 9-ball, for which we guarantee a 10-pack every inning.
The sixth generation, our remote model, is still in our dream factory. It will run the balls while the player remains in his chair.