Umm....is this for real?

Yes it's real, but not for what you think. This tool is used by some sectors in society to shoot objects (namely gerbles) further and faster into one's nether region. This topic makes me sad :(
 
NS, I didn't see any gerbil attachment tips.
Just what the bangers need, a more powerful tool to rip thru the cloth.
 
it throws fundamentals almost out the window! i will gamble against anyone who wants to use one of those!
 
it throws fundamentals almost out the window! i will gamble against anyone who wants to use one of those!

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Second that^^^^^
 
You have to watch the video of Rachel Abbink using the cue. It looks like it has a nice touch. :grin:

I love the video clip where she cuts the ball into the corner pocket and the guy says "perfect position" and you hear her respond "what are you talking about, perfect position? lol

They forgot to cut the audio for that part. :p
 
They should sponsor the APA....give them little pneumatic powered jump and break cues. I for one would just pull out my .45 and shoot my opponent right in the forehead, as soon as he pulled the trigger....isn't that funny we always say aim and then pull the trigger, on the bright side at least this POS actually has a trigger already installed.
 
You Ain't Seen Nothin Yet

LOL LOL.

Does it come in a Low Deflection Model as well ?????

Oh, better than that, Steve. The next generation will contain a laser-guided adjustment mechanism which will read how much english you're putting on the ball and how far the object ball is from the cue ball. Then, depending on the power you have dialed in, the new "squirt meter" will tell you how much to adjust your aim (half-ball, quarter-ball, etc.).

The third generation will make the second generation obsolete. It will provide a rifle-like scope where a little red dot will appear on the object ball to show you where to put the cross-hairs.

The fourth generation will provide a small touch-screen computer screen where you can indicate where you'd like the cue ball to end up after making the shot.

The fifth generation, which we're still working on, will read the entire table and calculate a straight pool sequence for the rack. We hope to guarantee every purchaser a 527 ball run every inning. You can also set the computer for 9-ball, for which we guarantee a 10-pack every inning.

The sixth generation, our remote model, is still in our dream factory. It will run the balls while the player remains in his chair.
 
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