The funniest excuse you ever heard from poolplayer when they lost

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poolmaster

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I have been playing this game for a long time and heard so many excuses
that I could write a book. The truth is that when you lose 90% is because
your opponent played better, that simple. We as pool players hate to
admit that we just didn't play well enough so we love to come up with a
reason why we lost. Let cut to the chase. One of my favorite excuses
I have heard was that the parson practiced too much before the game.
So let hear your favorite excuse you ever heard of.

P.S For those of you who want me out from this forum, I'm sorry I just
had to write this last time. Forgive me.

Poolmaster:wink:
 
"The rails are frozen!"

"The table is not heavy enough, it needs to weigh atleast 2000 pounds."

"They need to put heaters under the table."

"Its the building, I played in building like this before... yeah I remember it was at Turning stone."

Earl Strickland

If TAR has that match I would just buy it to laugh, funniest/craziest pool excuses I have ever heard in life. :grin:
 
"I hadn't had enough beer/ I wasn't drunk enough"

Love it, like drinking really helps your hand eye coordination
 
How about this. I forgot I was getting the 7 ball so I tried to play position
for the 8. He did that the whole set, ya right.
 
No Excuse

I beat a friend at a local tournament in Bangkok.

He kept saying he was going blind in his right eye.

After the tourney he went to the hospital and was diagnosed with a retinal tear. He had surgery to repair it.

I felt bad because I thought he was full of shit.
 
"If we were playing for money, I would have beat you"

"I play better when I play for BIG money"

"I'm breaking in a new cue"
 
I almost forgot. This guy hit me with a three pack but I end up winning
the set. He told me his vision isn't as good as it used to be. I told him
how good he could be only if he could see:):):)
 
zy112 said:
"I hadn't had enough beer/ I wasn't drunk enough"

Love it, like drinking really helps your hand eye coordination
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mmm....
Now I'm not saying it's a bad example...For 99.9% it would be an excuse,but.....I know a guy (back in Russia) and he CAN NOT play until he is drunk!!!like REALLY DRUNK!!!! sometimes he wins tournaments and in the morning doesn't remember what happened the night before!!! =)))))
I saw him play before the tournament (1 cup of beer,was just warming up ;) ) he was playing for money ( about 5$ a game) he lost 5 in a row - didn't play very well.First game he won 3-2 (the opponent wasn't very good).Next game he lost 3-0 (then had another beer or two).So he goes to the loosers bracket.First game wins 3-2(has a few shots of VODKA in between the frames) =)))) And then it started!!!Sweeps next 4 games in a row not giving any chanses to the opponent.In the final he could hardly stand!!!! =)))))BTW in the final match he beat the guy who he was playing for money before the tournament (he lost 0-5) this time it was 4-0 in my drunk buddie's favour!!!!!!!! =))))))))
 
i really laugh after they start new threads about how when you say something nice, no one cares...but if you say something derogatory, people jump right in. then, they rant and rave saying things like, "I don't give a flying %#@k if I get banned!" :wink:
 
Cuaba said:
I beat a friend at a local tournament in Bangkok.

He kept saying he was going blind in his right eye.

After the tourney he went to the hospital and was diagnosed with a retinal tear. He had surgery to repair it.

I felt bad because I thought he was full of shit.
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That is hilarious!! Green coming your way for that one.
 
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