I hope English isnt his native tongue.
So I understand finally what a CALCUDA is, but
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I hope English isnt his native tongue.
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Originally Posted by watchez
but your comments towards me are ok? hypocritically hilarious.
Can I take a stab at what fruit you would be?
I guess if I didn't have any choice it would be Greg Lugannis.
LMOA.....and as always he's got it up in the air.:groucho:
Originally Posted by watchez
but your comments towards me are ok? hypocritically hilarious.
Can I take a stab at what fruit you would be?
I guess if I didn't have any choice it would be Greg Lugannis.
LMOA.....and as always he's got it up in the air.:groucho:
Ya know....when ya get done with all the money and put it in one pot, they call it Calcuda $OUP.....:thumbup:
Tomatoes require chewing
Ketchup and tomato sauce do not require chewing. Tomatoes do, throw a tomato in a blender and make it into juice. I bet you will like that.:thumbup:
Ketchup and tomato sauce do not require chewing. Tomatoes do, throw a tomato in a blender and make it into juice. I bet you will like that.:thumbup:
Methinks you are willing to bite off more than anyone can chew without :barf:
Ah, there, you've come to your senses, well done !
Dave
Holy Sheite Batman somebody don't eat mators, a fresh garden raised tomatoe sandwich with mayonaise, salt, pepper and a slice of onion is as good as any steak ever cooked. Can't wait till springtime here in the Carolina's so I can have a homegrown mator samich.--Leonard
PS they good with baloney too
I also buy Brian C in every callcutta I can
PS they good with baloney too
I also buy Brian C in every callcutta I can
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I do like tomato juice - especially when mixed right with vodka for a bloody mary.
You might be on to something - guess I just don't like to chew.
I used to work at a plant that filled Campbells V-8. If you seen what was in these tanks that are filled with tomato juice, you would literally throw up. I have seen mice, rats, small birds in these tanks...and this is no joke either. After about 1 week of continuous running we would shut the line down on friday and clean everything up. I literally had to use a small shovel to scoop out sand and dirt from the bottom of the tank to clean them.....
So, next time you drink some tomato juice, and you have that grindy, sandy feel in your mouth......guess, what, its not part of a tomato :barf:
So, next time you drink some tomato juice, and you have that grindy, sandy feel in your mouth......guess, what, its not part of a tomato :barf:
So it was a calcrudda?
Exactly, the Calcrudda fish only lives off small Dolfin and Tigershark turds.
It is believed that by eating these small turds from these 2 fish the Calcrudda can thwart off its most feared enemy, the Mongolian Donkey Fish. The Calcrudda, when being attacked by the Mongolian Donkey Fish, releases a small bubble, filled with a deadly mixture of Tigershark and Dolfin turd. When the bubble makes contact to the Mongolian Donkey Fish, it explodes...therefore covering the Mongolian Donkey Fish in...well.......chit.... from the weight of the turds covering the body of the Mongolian Donkey Fish, it sinks to the bottom of the ocean and drowns. Its basically a turd bomb.
calcutta
Calcuttas are also illegel in Iowa. They are Illegal in most states. But that being said it is usually a misdimenor. So that amounts to about a 35. fine. The main reason they are illegal is that they can be fixed and usually are. You buy me and I buy our buddy and someone else buys you and if I play you, you loose to me and we split the money in the end. Sound familiar. We see this all the time. This is why so many tournaments don't last. People are not satified with wining first they want to rig it so they win everything. JMO Butterflycues
Calcuttas are also illegel in Iowa. They are Illegal in most states. But that being said it is usually a misdimenor. So that amounts to about a 35. fine. The main reason they are illegal is that they can be fixed and usually are. You buy me and I buy our buddy and someone else buys you and if I play you, you loose to me and we split the money in the end. Sound familiar. We see this all the time. This is why so many tournaments don't last. People are not satified with wining first they want to rig it so they win everything. JMO Butterflycues
They put Mayonnaise on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup.
I may be wrong for the states in question, but I do know for NC, It is because you are no longer putting money in on skill but on luck. If a player is betting on another player, you are now betting on luck. If you, as a player, are putting money into a tournament or let's say, a break and run, you are now betting on skill for yourself. Hope this helps... States are different when it comes to this ruling.
Just a guess...
Just a guess...
Now that's funny.
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Originally Posted by 12310bch
I guess if I didn't have any choice it would be Greg Lugannis.
Didn't he take "diver down" to perverted, dispicable levels?
And these were pretty funny too. I was gettin ready to go to the store, but I ain't sure I will find anything I wanna buy now. Everything I buy will have to be fried or boiled for an extremely long time. At least we didn't get the spiel about hot dogs and bologna
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Originally Posted by 12310bch
I guess if I didn't have any choice it would be Greg Lugannis.
Didn't he take "diver down" to perverted, dispicable levels?
And these were pretty funny too. I was gettin ready to go to the store, but I ain't sure I will find anything I wanna buy now. Everything I buy will have to be fried or boiled for an extremely long time. At least we didn't get the spiel about hot dogs and bologna
You're all wrong. Calcutta is a city in southeast India. Population 3 zillion.
I get my computer fixed there.
I get my computer fixed there.
I don't like mayonnaise either. What fruit is used to make mayonnaise?
P.S.S. Try mator and butter sanriches with salt and pepper. Deelish!