They call me EZaction Jackson

BillyonAir88 said:
Call bullshit? I had sex on this table, true story. I mean i was young i had to do it. This is pool related, its a picture of me when i was like 14 i am 20 now. I am sitting on a pool table taking a picture.
Here is a embarrassing video of me playing pool on that table in that same small living room when i was 15.
http://youtu.be/rpyaKqThZpE
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Need some work on your break...I've seen 2 breaks and 2 scratches.
Need to work on your 9-ball racking...that was a slug.

I got layed on a pool table once....8/5 on the money....
...but I had to shoot one-handed..(I aint no Jesse Alred)

and I got f---ed...for like $600...:angry:

hope it was better for you..but I doubt it:grin:
 
Maybe just as well its in storage. How many times have you had to vacume a busted florescent bulb off of it? :smile:
 
pt109 said:
Need some work on your break...I've seen 2 breaks and 2 scratches.
Need to work on your 9-ball racking...that was a slug.

I got layed on a pool table once....8/5 on the money....
...but I had to shoot one-handed..(I aint no Jesse Alred)

and I got f---ed...for like $600...:angry:

hope it was better for you..but I doubt it:grin:
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My racking is superb, trust me, Ive had a lot of practice. hahaha. But i just happened to run out the time that the rack was crappy. Running 1 out of 10 trys i couldnt really be picky. lol. to many takes to get one video to upload haha.
 
I'm lost as to why everyone is knocking this guy. He didn't play bad when he was 15-- and I have a hunch he plays a hair better now.

If he's such a daisy, maybe someone in this thread wants to play ezaction jackson? Report back and let us know how ez it is.... just outta boredom.

I think he posted the pic trying to pick-up the pool ladies.
 
BillyonAir88 said:
My racking is superb, trust me, Ive had a lot of practice. hahaha. But i just happened to run out the time that the rack was crappy. Running 1 out of 10 trys i couldnt really be picky. lol. to many takes to get one video to upload haha.
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Yeah this kid has allot of growing up to do, to prove it he went to my You Tube videos and gave one a negative comment. Oh well, the world takes all kinds I guess!
Good luck to ya kid, you're going to need it I think.
 
Cdryden said:
Yeah this kid has allot of growing up to do, to prove it he went to my You Tube videos and gave one a negative comment. Oh well, the world takes all kinds I guess!
Good luck to ya kid, you're going to need it I think.
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man you know that was funny.
 
8 ft. Gcs

Cdryden said:
Ok if no one else will I'll call Bull-sh*t! I'm not even sure why you posted this but I'd guess your just trying to get a rise out of someone.

BTW I'm not even sure that they made a GC3 in a 8 foot size, but I'm not expert on Brunswick's.
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Cool, I didn't know I had a one of a kind custom built 8 ft. GC 3. LOL. Yes they made them. I would have a nine if my room would take it. Fortunately I have always loved eight footers and I understand lots of league pool is played on them in Texas.
 
Idon't know if i would exactly call it a run when you picked up the cueball to position it for i believe the three.
 
Mr. Wiggles said:
Cool, I didn't know I had a one of a kind custom built 8 ft. GC 3. LOL. Yes they made them. I would have a nine if my room would take it. Fortunately I have always loved eight footers and I understand lots of league pool is played on them in Texas.
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Cool, like I said, I'm no Brunswick expert!
 
BillyonAir88 said:
this picture is 7 years old by the way.
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So you post a picture of yourself, aiming at a mirror, sitting on a pool table, from seven years ago.

Seven years ahead, you decide to post it on a forum titled, "They call me EZaction Jackson"

Then bring up having sex on a pool table in lieu of your poor reading comprehension-when nobody asked, or cares. And a video after that.

Then you went and commented on someone elses YouTube 'cause you got butthurt.

And you say it's all out of "boredum."

This is why you're getting knocked.





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evanlockhart said:
So you post a picture of yourself, aiming at a mirror, sitting on a pool table, from seven years ago.

Seven years ahead, you decide to post it on a forum titled, "They call me EZaction Jackson"

Then bring up having sex on a pool table in lieu of your poor reading comprehension-when nobody asked, or cares. And a video after that.

Then you went and commented on someone elses YouTube 'cause you got butthurt.

And you say it's all out of "boredum."

This is why you're getting knocked.

Really? Are you really this serious over some meaningless forum on the internet that all of you post meaningless threads on everyday, and are going to say my thread is just to meaningless. DUMB JEALOUS ***** , why dont you just not read it?
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BillyonAir88 said:
, why dont you just not read it?
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Cause its like a car accident...you gotta slow down...deep inside you know all you are doing is slowing down traffic...odds are you are not going to see anything...but you just can't help yourself....


Congrats...you are selected as today's train wreck,,,


Now don't you feel special?
 
BillyonAir88 said:
evanlockhart said:
Really? Are you really this serious over some meaningless forum on the internet that all of you post meaningless threads on everyday, and are going to say my thread is just to meaningless. DUMB JEALOUS ***** , why dont you just not read it?
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Slow down Bubba. You may have claimed to have grown up around a pool table, but you obviously wet behind the ears. My advice is to shut up, read and learn. There is a wealth of information about pool on this site that could fill a library of books on billiards if you just look for it.

Facts are that you are probably a very small fish in this pond (site) so it is better to learn unless you have won a US Open, or played in the Mosconi Cup like a few other people that post on this site.
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