You are going to make a perfect cop. Arrest someone and look at their Facebook page to see if you should throw the entire book at them. Sounds perfect. Hopefully you will find the real criminals that post on their Facebook page "Just got back from robbing my third liquor store, now gonna chill in the crib".
Also, make sure you go down to the lock up each day and ask everyone if they are being held unfairly and if they are innocent. When they all tell you yes, just unlock the cell doors and set them free. Save the DA his time and the taxpayers their money.
Good thing the wife made him promise to not steal anymore. That should do the trick.
And here is what I read from many of people that talk constantly about church - they are doing so to cover up how they live the rest of their life.
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