OMGWTF Disses Mike Dechaine, in style

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KoolKat9Lives said:
And even Kamui's soft tips are hard. And they come in packages of 12.
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While quality and quantity are very important considerations, I've found that a determining factor (for me) in this "getting laid" equation is price.

Just saying. What's it going to cost me? Bottom line, that's what I want to know.

Kevin
 
kvinbrwr said:
While quality and quantity are very important considerations, I've found that a determining factor (for me) in this "getting laid" equation is price.

Just saying. What's it going to cost me? Bottom line, that's what I want to know.

Kevin
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Eeeyowsa! :grin:
 

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JAM said:
Eeeyowsa! :grin:
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Anything to get this thread back on track. Sometimes its like turning around a steaming ship or a runaway freight train.

If I saw another post belittling OMGWTF for not acting like the poster figured "little girls" should act, I would have puked.

Kevin
 
JAM said:
Eeeyowsa! :grin:
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I'm predicting that within 10 posts, JAM's gonna pull out an 8 face palm with an Octopus. I'm hopeful to be the well deserved recipient. Then I could cross one more thing off my bucket list!


KK9 <-- ain't never gonna buy another TAR PPV because it's obviously the anti-christ broad-cast network in disguise
 
kvinbrwr said:
Anything to get this thread back on track. Sometimes its like turning around a steaming ship or a runaway freight train.

If I saw another post belittling OMGWTF for not acting like the poster figured "little girls" should act, I would have puked.

Kevin
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I couldn't agree more. I'm glad we got this thread back on crack. :thumbup:
 
KoolKat9Lives said:
I'm predicting that within 10 posts, JAM's gonna pull out an 8 face palm with an Octopus. I'm hopeful to be the well deserved recipient. Then I could cross one more thing off my bucket list!


KK9 <-- ain't never gonna buy another TAR PPV because it's obviously the anti-christ broad-cast network in disguise
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This thread is starting to go to the dogs. :grin-square:
 

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KoolKat9Lives said:
I couldn't agree more. I'm glad we got this thread back on crack. :thumbup:
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I am deeply offended by your use of the word crack in a forum where there might be recovering crackheads reading.

I am going to hereby boycott everything you stand for so if you could please list some of those things for me I would appreciate it.

Kevin
 
kvinbrwr said:
I am deeply offended by your use of the word crack in a forum where there might be recovering crackheads reading.

I am going to hereby boycott everything you stand for so if you could please list some of those things for me I would appreciate it.

Kevin
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O'Rlly?

OK. What I stand for. geesh... Full diss-closure (I'm gonna regret this)

- standing ovations

- urinals

- free drinks

- double hits

- gorgeous women in spandex bending over a pool table

- Wheatbucs

- Melinda, Mike and Justin



My moral foundations are firmly set in quickstand, mmmkay?
 
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KoolKat9Lives said:
O'Rlly?

OK. What I stand for. geesh... Full diss-closure (I'm gonna regret this)

- standing ovations

- urinals

- free drinks

- double hits

- gorgeous women in spandex bending over a pool table

- Wheatbucs



My moral foundations are firmly set in quickstand, mmmkay?
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Like I'm gonna come out against gorgeous women in spandex bending over a pool table.

Truce?

Kevin

PS I want to point out that even if you accept my truce, I'm still going to follow you around AZ and post snippy comments refuting everything you say in true AZ style.
 
kvinbrwr said:
Like I'm gonna come out against gorgeous women in spandex bending over a pool table.

Truce?

Kevin

PS I want to point out that even if you accept my truce, I'm still going to follow you around AZ and post snippy comments refuting everything you say in true AZ style.
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Kevin, are you coming out again? Oh fer cryin out loud... ;)


I'm off to the pool hall to gain a sense of real reality. I got a pocket full of gold and gonna part the red sea. My goal? 2 six packs of course!
 
OMGWTF likes to subject people she knows to public inquistions. She writes about her prey and uses thinly veiled pseudonyms. She is easy to get along with as long as you validate everything about her, opinions are not tolerated. She is a cyber tyrant.
 
overlord said:
OMGWTF likes to subject people she knows to public inquistions. She writes about her prey and uses thinly veiled pseudonyms. She is easy to get along with as long as you validate everything about her, opinions are not tolerated. She is a cyber tyrant.
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Isn't that true about 90% of people?
 
I LOVE OMGWTF! Okay I said it. I've been around this game a lifetime and she is the funniest thing ever. No one writes like her and no one else has the insight or the fortitude to do it. Bottom line, the girl cracks me up, even if she's ripping me. :D

I'm glad Melinda found pool a worthwhile subject for her unique observations and hilarious creativity. IMO what she writes is artful humor, suitable for framing.
Keep it up girl! :thumbup2::poke::groucho:
 
jay helfert said:
I LOVE OMGWTF! Okay I said it. I've been around this game a lifetime and she is the funniest thing ever. No one writes like her and no one else has the insight or the fortitude to do it. Bottom line, the girl cracks me up, even if she's ripping me. :D

I'm glad Melinda found pool a worthwhile subject for her unique observations and hilarious creativity. IMO what she writes is artful humor, suitable for framing.
Keep it up girl! :thumbup2::poke::groucho:
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i agree, imo she is good for pool as she makes it more fun
 
jay helfert said:
I LOVE OMGWTF! Okay I said it. I've been around this game a lifetime and she is the funniest thing ever. No one writes like her and no one else has the insight or the fortitude to do it. Bottom line, the girl cracks me up, even if she's ripping me. :D

I'm glad Melinda found pool a worthwhile subject for her unique observations and hilarious creativity. IMO what she writes is artful humor, suitable for framing.
Keep it up girl! :thumbup2::poke::groucho:
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Dittos to Fatboy and you Jay.

Melinda is awesome!

I also admire Mike's style with his posts in this thread. Very mature. This is a guy who is continuously improving more than just his pool game. He's only 25 and look what he's accomplished. I'm anxious to see what Mike's high gear is.

I vote they both keep on truckin. :thumbup:

Ray
 
Taken form OMGWTF blog about TAR 31

but most of all, I have heard he is an asshole.

this is a picture of Mike Dechaine’s head

Mr. Dechaine exudes an impressive amount of douchebaggery in this photograph with just his posture, no?

this is a picture of Mike Dechaine’s head

His cheeks here and their accompanying expression are exceptionally punchable, like risen bread dough

Mr. Dechaine constantly nagged

How come Santa didn’t bring him a pony?

Mr. Dechaine is one of those people who might accidentally strangle himself putting on a clip-on tie.

this is a picture of Mike Dechaine’s head

He and the chair became best friends.

this is a picture of Mike Dechaine’s head

this is a picture of Mike Dechaine’s cheeks

He would look better if he wore a top hat and a monocle, don’t you think? Like a pool playing Mr. Peanut

We had rolled our eyes so much they popped right out of our heads.

Shane Van Boening smirking at Mike Dechaine’s head

Shane Van Boening testing the density of Mike Dechaine’s head

Mr. Dechaine continued on his tirade, thereby making everyone frustrated or miserable.

Shane Van Boening smirking at Mike Dechaine’s head

Don’t you just want to shove an apple in his mouth and truss him up in a roasting pan?

this is a picture of Mike Dechaine’s head

this is a picture of the back of Mike Dechaine’s head

Mr. Dechaine looks annoying in this photograph. I have never met someone who looks annoying in every picture. Fascinating phenomenon.

all three of us are serious pool players. One of my friends wasn’t even watching the match. She was online shopping on her phone, scrolling through the catalogues of online stores

Although I wanted to punch him in the face more than anything, I did not.

Then Pumpkinhead Peter Griffin comes along to ruin my idealist opinions of professional pool players as true competitors (I know, they should have been ruined far before but, hey — I’m an optimist as well as an idealist).

I looked at Pumpkinhead Peter Griffin and only saw the broad side of a barn. That is, I could throw anything at it, including a punch, and would not fail to hit it.

“Now is Mike Dechaine always an asshole or is he always an asshole?”

Many people have compared Mr. Dechaine with Earl Strickland, another excellent player well-known for becoming unhinged. In terms of artistic merit, these two are even: they both ramble on and on and on until you want to punch them

TAR31 was a horsef#cking for sure, and now I know why Mr. Douchaine is a giant asshole. He is a giant asshole because that’s what it takes to accomodate the business parts of a large horse.
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Awwwww the hilarity of it all. A great satirical piece of writing. Mike sure took it well. My favorite parts is where she talks about wanting to hit him. That's just me tho. Fabulously done.
 
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