I want to play!!
One pocket is so slow that the room owner gets to buy a Porsche on table time alone.
Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.
One Pocket is so slow....
...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...
...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!
Jeff Livingston
Another one of my pet peeves.One pocket is so slow that when we started this game we had 9 planets.
shoot a few low percentage shots and see how long the games last!!!!
Tool put out 2 albums before the race to 3 was finished.
You must not be able to play 1P, or it wouldn't be so slow if you knew what you were doing.
And I never heard any of the saying your saying.--Smitty
1p is so slow, there is almost enough time to teach a 9b banger how to play it. Almost...
1-P is so slow...
....after my last match I took the balls back to the counter and my drivers license had expired!
Jeff Livingston
I think that's just a safety mechanism they have at the DMV to prevent people from driving past a certain age.
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