One Pocket is so slow....

In 2017 when bikini pool becomes popular there will be two mandatory bikini wax breaks per set in the one pocket event.
 
Haha keep them coming! I've watched pros play 1p and its still boring as hell. I'm in total disageement with those who say rotation players don't like 1p because they can't play it or don't understand it. Give a top rotation player a handful of valium and I'm sure they'd play 1p jam-up. I still couldn't watch it though.
 
This is the funniest thread I have seen in a long time......

Not being a 1P player, I'm not sure why these jokes just jumped into my mind yesterday. But here they are... Please add any of yours.

One Pocket is so slow....

...One time, I air-barreled $500 on a 1P game...

...I lost but could cover the bet because by then my Social Security had kicked-in!

Jeff Livingston

I read the whole thing twice

One pocket is so slow.

My friend is teaching me the game as we go. It took me a month just to learn each new rule.........
 
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One pocket is so slow.....

This thread started three years ago....and nobody has made a ball yet.
:boring2::boring::smilewinkgrin:
 
"Oh, Marsha. I hope your husband doesn't come home and catch us."
"Don't worry, John. He's at the pool hall playing One Pocket." :)
 

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One pocket is so slow that when we started this game we had 9 planets.

One pocket is so slow that when we started this game the Earth was flat.

One pocket is so slow that when we started this game we had to pay for porn.
 
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One pocket is so slow that when we started this game we had 9 planets.
Another one of my pet peeves.
If Pluto can lose its planetary status....:angry:
..how come Australia is still a continent?

I blame it on one-pocket.
 
1 pocket is so slow...

1 pocket is so slow...
even the great Efren Reyes wont play Mike Wong
even...
 
1P is so slow that after the set, the balls were all 1/4" smaller.
1p is so slow that they swapped the commentator for coma victim and nobody noticed.
1p is so slow that the winner usually buys the loser a new walker and some geritol.
 
You must not be able to play 1P, or it wouldn't be so slow if you knew what you were doing.
And I never heard any of the saying your saying.--Smitty

Just to repeat, 1P is so slow that by the time you're finished you've lost your sense of humor.

1P is so slow that when you're done, you actually convinced yourself you can play the other games better. Nevermind, some grass is growing outside...
 
1p is so slow, there is almost enough time to teach a 9b banger how to play it. Almost...

A banger perhaps.
How long did it take the best 9 ball player to become the best 1p player?
I imagine I'll pick up the game of 1p after I retire and all I have is time and can't runout anymore. I should probably start the set today huh?
 
1-P is so slow...


....after my last match I took the balls back to the counter and my drivers license had expired!


Jeff Livingston
 
1-P is so slow...


....after my last match I took the balls back to the counter and my drivers license had expired!


Jeff Livingston

I think that's just a safety mechanism they have at the DMV to prevent people from driving past a certain age.

One Pocket is so slow.. I took a 1P poster down because I got tired of being asked who's shot it was every time I had company over.
 
I think that's just a safety mechanism they have at the DMV to prevent people from driving past a certain age.

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Ha ha...funny. Like I don't feel old enough already.:sorry: Which reminds me.....

One Pocket is so slow....


It's so slow that they've made a new law about it: You can't start a gambling game of 1P if you're older than 60 and don't have a will. That's because the courts are clogged with probate problems about the bet payoffs.



Jeff Livingston
 
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